Topic: Is life boring?
+Addarandax !!lPzI+eOZy — 7.9 years ago #51,335
In need of action?
Adventure?
Big lipped, fat assed maidens?
Look no further than the Knights of Mars. I Addarandax, Ruler of Mars, am recruiting capable men, to help me strong arm people into following the sacred laws of the grate red planet. All you have to do is devote yourself to Aries, as well as the grate red planet, and you shall receive all this and so much more.
What exactly do you receive?
*An Excellent benefits package
--All Knights of Mars are entitled to health, dental, vision, paid vacation, 401K, and personal days, just to list some of the MANY benefits afforded to Knights of the red planet.
*24hr Fitness Facilities
--The red planet has 24hr gyms devoted to maintaining well built Knights of Mars. Did I mention you also get unlimited access to the gym's other facilities? Including:
--Spa
--Sauna
--Juice Bar
--Many more!
*Your whole family will be relocated to Mars, with Aries' blessing, and you will receive any assistance you need, given by our 24hr support staff.
I can't even list all the benefits you receive when you become a knight pf the red planet. So, what are you waiting for? Join the Knights of Mars, and start living the life you've always dreamt of*!
*The life you dream of may be subject to change, and may not be precisely reflected in your life as a Knight of Mars. Addarandax, The Knights of Mars, and Aries are not responsible for people who's dream lives are not accurately fulfilled by their life as a Knight of Mars.
+Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #549,973
I, Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, Beater of (s)Ass, humbly ask for more warriors to realize their calling, ready and willing to defend our home, Mars luscious red beauty of a planet I should add
+Syntax — 7.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #549,974
I already belong to 24 hr fitness.
So I no need any of that other stuff
·Sir Phobos — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,976
@previous (Syntax)
u may belong but do they want u there? lol
come join the knightiest of Mars on ur down time in ur case :D
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·Addarandax !!lPzI+eOZy (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,978
@549,974 (Syntax)
Are you sure? We'd even take an old man, like you. No prejudice on Mars, son.
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