Topic: Sooooo, I just realozed that I am Jesus.

+Jesus !!l19zyJXzX — 7.9 years ago #51,286

I am risen, y'all.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.9 years ago, 30 seconds later[T] [B] #549,559

wussup mah nugget

·Jesus !!l19zyJXzX (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,560

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

You know, kicking it old school, G. Turning water to wine. Real gangster stuff like that.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,561

go to a quarry and turn it into a bread mine, that will be dope, dawg

·Jesus !!l19zyJXzX (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,562

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

It would also feed the hungry. You know, I think I'll do that, friend.

+Syntax — 7.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,564

@previous (Jesus !!l19zyJXzX)
Yo if you made this $5,915 and it's a young 2015
Lets talk

·Jesus !!l19zyJXzX (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,595

@previous (Syntax)

My wine is priceless, because I give it away for free, ya old sour-puss.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,596

@previous (Jesus !!l19zyJXzX)
on that regard, you shud give less free wine away mah nugget
we shudnt create more alcohol intoxicated white trash

·Jesus !!l19zyJXzX (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,597

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

But people need to be drinking it, cause it's my blood, dawg.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

+Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 5 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,598

@549,595 (Jesus !!l19zyJXzX)
Betting your wine is yellow and has to pass though your kidneys first.

·Jesus !!l19zyJXzX (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,599

@previous (D)

That ain't no way to be talking about your lord and savior, friend.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,600

@549,597 (Jesus !!l19zyJXzX)
you're breeding a horde of vampires
drunken white trash vampires, no less

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

·Jesus !!l19zyJXzX (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,603

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

As long as they have me in their hearts, they shall be forgiven.

+Anonymous E — 7.9 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #549,947

@OP
> I am risen, y'all.

damn gurl

·Jesus !!l19zyJXzX (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #549,951

@previous (E)

I am resin, y'all.

·Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #549,957

@previous (Jesus !!l19zyJXzX)
Bread dough rises. So you must be forming into sourdough.

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