Topic: Ok, the final, ultimate, DEFINITIVE poll: who do you want to leave this site, myself or G.I.Jackass?
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.9 years ago #51,258
My friends, the last thing I ever wanted on here was to upset you people and rile you up. I only ever wanted to spread God's word, and to socialise and inform.
But it seems a few people here are losing sleep over me and are (inexplicably I should say) letting me get very deeply under their skin.
And so I ask now in this thread: if I truly disturb your emotional well-being, then by all means vote to have me leave this site. Or else, vote to have Damien leave.
I agree to respect the result of the poll (which is set to end this coming Sunday at 9pm EST) if G.I.Jackass does.
I bless you all, and I ask God to do the same!
But it seems a few people here are losing sleep over me and are (inexplicably I should say) letting me get very deeply under their skin.
And so I ask now in this thread: if I truly disturb your emotional well-being, then by all means vote to have me leave this site. Or else, vote to have Damien leave.
I agree to respect the result of the poll (which is set to end this coming Sunday at 9pm EST) if G.I.Jackass does.
I bless you all, and I ask God to do the same!
(Edited 1 minute later.)
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| I want Merrin to leave. He upsets me, and I often cry myself to sleep at night because of how deeply he has gotten under my skin. | 7 | 54% | |
| I would prefer G.I.Jackass to leave, even though he amuses me with how easily Merrin riles him up and makes him cry like a squealing POW at Hao Lo camp. | 1 | 8% | |
| I want them both to stay! Merrin is an erudite bon vivant, and G.I.Jackass is a source of inteminable comedy. | 5 | 38% |
+Anonymous B — 7.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #549,290
who's G.I.Jackass?
·Anonymous B — 7.9 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #549,291
who's G.I.Jackass?
+Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,292
What difference does it make?
If Omen agrees, and you lose, you still won't leave.
If Omen agrees, and you lose, you still won't leave.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,293
·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,294
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> and you lose, you still won't leave.
We are all waiting for that to happen! It never has yet...
> and you lose, you still won't leave.
We are all waiting for that to happen! It never has yet...
+Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,295
+Anonymous E — 7.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,298
Merrin is the greatest troll ever.
+Anonymous F — 7.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #549,299
Write in:Merrin cause he a pedo.
+Anonymous G — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,301
@549,298 (E)
Eh. He would be if he weren't actually a psychotic pedophile. But because he's actually a disgusting human being, his trollery just comes off as a whiny, sore loser who will never admit defeat. Hence the word-salad rebuttals he loves shelling out when they're obviously nonsensical to both parties. But who am I to judge? It isn't like he's actually harming anyone. Just making random niggers angry over the web. As you can see, I love playing devil's advocate. Because I'm an autistic faggot who loves nigger cocks in his/her cum filled throat.
Eh. He would be if he weren't actually a psychotic pedophile. But because he's actually a disgusting human being, his trollery just comes off as a whiny, sore loser who will never admit defeat. Hence the word-salad rebuttals he loves shelling out when they're obviously nonsensical to both parties. But who am I to judge? It isn't like he's actually harming anyone. Just making random niggers angry over the web. As you can see, I love playing devil's advocate. Because I'm an autistic faggot who loves nigger cocks in his/her cum filled throat.
·Anonymous E — 7.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,302
·Anonymous G — 7.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,303
·Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,304
+Anonymous H — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,305
·Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,309
+Anonymous I — 7.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,313
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,385
@previous (I)
> Omen isn't even in the poll, jackass.
Are you trying to suggest the poll's results will not be legitimate?
> Omen isn't even in the poll, jackass.
Are you trying to suggest the poll's results will not be legitimate?
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,386
By the way everyone, G.I.Jackass has been caught red-handed telling a whopper of a lie about his "job":
https://tinychan.org/topic/51252
Hey yo Damien, did I ever tell you about the time I was working as an air traffic controller? The job entailed doing electrical engineering for the NSA.
https://tinychan.org/topic/51252
Hey yo Damien, did I ever tell you about the time I was working as an air traffic controller? The job entailed doing electrical engineering for the NSA.
+Omen !!WhT+nWEl9 — 7.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,398
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,399
@previous (Omen !!WhT+nWEl9)
> No one believes you.
G.I.Jackass is back!! Hey, when you were working as a "Military Police Officer", how many archeological digs did you do for the Department of Agriculture?
> No one believes you.
G.I.Jackass is back!! Hey, when you were working as a "Military Police Officer", how many archeological digs did you do for the Department of Agriculture?
+Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 — 7.9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,409
Why should I vote? You're not going to respect the results of the poll anyway.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,410
Damien, you there? Catherine asked you a question.
·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,411
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,412
@previous (C)
Sssssssshhhhhhhhhh, calm yourself my lad, this pent-up anger isn't healthy. Let God attentuate your angst.
Sssssssshhhhhhhhhh, calm yourself my lad, this pent-up anger isn't healthy. Let God attentuate your angst.
·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,414
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #549,416
@previous (C)
> So when are you going to answer Catherine's question
Damien, you there? Anon C asked you a question.
> So when are you going to answer Catherine's question
Damien, you there? Anon C asked you a question.
·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #549,450
·Anonymous B — 7.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #549,460
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #549,486
So it's 9pm EST and I have lost the poll. As an honorable man it falls to me to be true to my word and leave this forum, which I shall now do. Take care everybody, and may God bless you all!
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