Topic: "The kids are doomed!" "Rescue is impossible!" "The caves are flooded!".....God: "Leave this to Me"

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 7.9 years ago #51,223

All 12 children and the coach are safe! Hallelujah!!!!!!

Remember how a week ago everybody was saying the children were certainly going to die because more rain was coming and the waters were impenetrable? And then the rain mysteriously stopped a moment before it reached the caves? And the water in the caves miraculously receded and allowed the kids to walk most of the way (anybody else reminded of the parting of the Red Sea)?

Gloating is a sin, therefore I will not do it. But I will note: you look very, very silly right now, atheists.

"Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you" - Deutoronomy 31:6

+Anonymous B — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #548,852

I knew they would rescue those children from your home.

Gloire à Satan.

+Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #548,853

@previous (B)
Damlol

+Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,858

@OP

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,863

and who brought the rain in the first place?

·Anonymous B — 7.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,870

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Check-mate, Christians.

·Anonymous C — 7.9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,879

@previous (B)
> Check-mate, Christians.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,882

@548,863 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> and who brought the rain in the first place?

God. Rain is an essential part of the water cycle that sustains all life. I'd say I'm surprised you don't know that, but I'm actually not. You're not a very bright person after all. Nevertheless God loves you and I bless you!

·Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,894

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,895

@previous (D)
Just so you know, all I ever see from you is this:

"Image (undefined) hidden"

I disabled all images on here because sometimes people post porn.

Now carry on :)

·Anonymous B — 7.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,896

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> Porn

No worse than the depraved filth you post.
Carry on.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,898

@previous (B)
> > Porn
>
> No worse than the depraved filth you post.

Citation required.

·Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,902

@548,895 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You seem to have a hunch that the image is against you. I'm already ahead. Kys.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 7.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,909

@previous (D)
> You seem to have a hunch that the image is against you.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I made you write :))))))))))))))))

Also, addressing an image to someone tends to mean you're addressing an image to someone. You're really not very bright are you, Paul?

·Anonymous D — 7.9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #548,910

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

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