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two men fighting to the death to decide who sucks my cock, they stand ready to die. I look away dramatically and command my jester to arouse me post haste. He obliges. the fight begins. The fatter man immediately chops the other one in half directly down the middle from top to cock with a hefty over head swing. The fight was over before it started. I tell the fatty to approach the throne and Ask him his name. He calls himself the pickle man. I pull out my grandfathers .38 special and blow is brains out all over the castle floor. Its just that moment I remember the pizza is almost done. Is it burned? An I too late? what have I done?

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Kys, BLACKNIGGA2onestiffinchnoncesox.

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