
Why are you guys such PRICKS?!
On a daily basis, I get told “kill yourself”, get called ‘fat scumbag’ (I’m even slightly-fat), ‘autistic virgin’ (I’m not autistic, and I have got more than my share of pussy) and I am told “nobody wants you here” (I have been on 4Chan for 6 years, and I ain’t goin’ nowhere...)
Then there’s all the passive-aggressive, sarcastic comments. The outright hostility....I get called a ‘faggot’ like 50 times a day here, and I’ve NEVER had a same-sex encounter!
I get told that I have a small dick, when I’m slightly above-average. It doesn’t end!
People call me 'neckbeard', while I'm clean-shaven, and they presume I live with my mother (I have my own pad)...
I don’t attack YOU guys personally, so why you gotta player-hate on me??
Stop besmirching Eco's questionable lifestyle, he isn't even here to tell you how wrong you are. Satan rest his soul.
@OP
> I get told that I have a small dick, when I’m slightly above-average. It doesn’t end!
In that case I'd say you're significantly above average.
The only constant between all of your bad experiences is you.
@546,213 (C)
> > I get told that I have a small dick, when I’m slightly above-average. It doesn’t end!
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> In that case I'd say you're significantly above average.
The only cleaver comment iv encountered on this site

I just realized Eco had a Pee-Wee Herman haircut. Peace be with him.