Topic: Help Me Get Laid Tonight!
+Eco — 8.1 years ago #51,010
Help get a brother laid! Going over to one of my ex's tonight and she's always grabbing my arm and touching me. I think she wants my dick. How to initiate sex with an ex who you haven't fucked in awhile?
+Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #546,154
Hope she opens her rectum on you.
+Anonymous C — 8.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #546,155
Start by chugging a full bottle of Domestos.
+Anonymous D — 8.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #546,156
Where are you buried? I'll send some necrophiles.
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