Topic: Whos cock is it anyway?
+ComedyBadBoy — 8.3 years ago #50,982
Time for a good nights rest. Man-o-man, another 14 hour shift in the books, time to unwind baby. You strip completely naked and hop into bed. You fall asleep instantly. Hmm. thats odd? the the 11th night in a row your having a bad dream about eating a rotten banana. You begin to slowly wake up to a large man fucking your face. your vision is still blurry. the large man runs out of your room and slams the front door, you hear the distinctive sound of a mint 1967 firebird start up and peel out of your drive way. You barely get a peak at his vanity plate as he roars arund the corner. "SLEEPTITE" . What a rapey license plate huh? Who could of possibly fucked your face? Did you leave the door unlocked? how did this happen? was it an inside job? possibly Eco himself?who was it??
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jay Leno | - | 0% | |
| Eco | - | 0% | |
| Joe Rogan | 1 | 100% | |
| Sean Connary | - | 0% | |
| Jarred From Subway | - | 0% |
+Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #545,998
+Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #546,005
> large man
no way is that rogan the midget
no way is that rogan the midget
+Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #546,007
Write in:OP's mom.
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