
So, me and the fam were having a back-yard bonfire last week...
Neighbor calls the Fire Department because 'Muh Asthma'....
This is the 5th time or so we've been called-on for having a fire!
Enraged and drunk, me and my Dad start knocking on doors ("I'm gonna kill the motherfucker!", my Dad says...)
Hop a fence and knock on a neighbor's back door.
Police show up, issue my dad a $60 ticket for 'Trespassing'.
WHEN will the 'ratting' and 'snitching' end???
(Edited 2 minutes later.)

You know you're a real piece of shit when these guys start complaining about your living conditions.