
Who drinkin' and smokin' weed today? On a sunny day like today, I like a Margarita or Corona With Lime.
I like to EXCEED my reasonable drinking limit, and start fights with the Neighbors (eg. throwing half-full beer cans at their sliding door, and calling them outside).
I ALSO like to toke a bit of herb and 'shitpost' on b/. Passes the time, and affords many 'Lulz'...
Last weekend, I had one of my ex's over to drink, but I fell asleep on her before I could get some :(
I'm facing HOMELESSNESS on Thursday, but you think I'm looking for a job? Fuck no! I'll just stay at the 'crisis shelter' shit-posting from their computer until my Mom finds me a new apartment.
How you homeboys and homegirls doin' on this lovely day? Can we play nice today, or will the bullying and fighting continue?
Im so gay. I love gay dicks slapping me in the mouth and face. mmm mm mm yummy dicks. ill suck and fuck anybody on this earth.
@OP
> until my Mom finds me a new apartment.
Is mommy also still changing your diapers.
@previous (E)
Yeah dude, see I butt-fuck the system...taxpayers pay hard-earned dollars so I can do coke and shitpost, while collecting disability...
@previous (Eco)
you need to die. plain and simple