Topic: As a man of the cloth I would like to bless the royal wedding.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.1 years ago #50,918

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, may you love your wife, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the Word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church.

Amen.

"Blessed are those who are invited to the marriage supper of the Lamb" - Revelation 19:9

+Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #545,461

Great talk, pedo.

+Anonymous C — 8.1 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,462

+Anonymous D — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,467

Nobody asked for a pedo to bless their union.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,468

@545,461 (B)
> Great talk

Thank you, I am glad it moved you!

+Anonymous E — 8.1 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,469

@545,467 (D)

Very trü, plus Volvo already blessed their union.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 42 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,470

@545,467 (D)
> Nobody asked for a pedo to bless their union.

Curious non sequitur. If you want to discuss the subject of sex with children, please do it elsewhere. This is not the thread for you.

·Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,471

@545,468 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
So you don't deny being a disgusting pedo, I'm proud of you. Next step is domestos. Hop to it.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,479

@545,470 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> discuss the subject of sex
ok, which hand do you biased to?

·Anonymous E — 8.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,480

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Lefty.

+Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,484

@545,479 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
To him, it doesn't matter which hand the kid is using. Just as long as its pleasing him.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,494

@previous (G)
> To him, it doesn't matter which hand the kid is using. Just as long as its pleasing him.

If he is with a kid, he would use something more than the kid's little hands don't you agree?
I'm talking about when he's alone admiring his children photo collection

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,499

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Yea, good point. I bet he has a huge library of cp.

+Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,505

yeah
too bad she is some mixed race half nigger whore

·Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,506

only married that whore because of Jews

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,514

@545,479 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@545,484 (G)
@545,494 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
@545,499 (G)

What's amusing about this exchange is that out of absolutely nowhere you two spent the day having a lengthy conversation between yourselves about child sexual abuse and child pornography. In a thread about the Royal Wedding.

Always remember that I am here to offer you spiritual help in overcoming your perverse obsessions. God bless you both!

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,515

@545,471 (B)
> disgusting pedo, I'm proud

You shouldn't be. Being a pedophile is something to be ashamed of, not proud. Now turn to Christ and let him heal you of your sick and unnatural lusts.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,517

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You're right. You should get rid of your disgusting habit.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,519

@previous (G)
> You're right.

I always am. Happy you've agreed with me that your lusts are sick and unnatural. Bless you my child!

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,520

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
At least you admit you have a child sex fetish.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,521

@previous (G)
Addressing yourself is a useful tool in self-analysis. You're doing great nonce, keep it up!

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,522

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Nice attempt at covering your fetish pedo.

·Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,525

@545,515 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> low-effort

2/10 attempt. Please try again.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,526

@545,522 (G)

"The acts of the flesh are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God" - Galatians 5:19-21

Turn to Christ, nonce. This obsession you have is eating away at you.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,530

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Your obsession of being a pedo is making a mess of you.

+Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,531

@previous (G)
> obsession of

Obsession 'with' you retard. Now quit with your fucking kiddie sex posts already.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,534

@previous (I)
Merrin done fiddled your ass huh? That explains your anger. Just like merrin, you're a mess.

·Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,535

@previous (G)
He probably grew to be too old for Merrin's interest and Merrin cut him lose. He just wants some more of that creepy old D.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,536

@previous (B)
Trufax

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,537

@545,534 (G)
@545,535 (B)
Decided on the 'let's talk to myself' routine I see. Are you capable of writing a single post that doesn't in some way reference kid sex? You're a sick projecting bastard, kill yourself.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,538

@previous (I)
Calm down Merrin, me and my other self are just pointing out your issues.

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,539

@previous (G)
> Calm down Merrin

Oh you're that guy. Ok sorry, carry on.

·Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,542

@545,537 (I)
Low effort response is low effort. Your anger is apparently affecting your ability to fight back. Please reevaluate and try again.

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,545

@previous (B)
You rattled, nonce? You sound rattled.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,548

@previous (I)
You seem a upset there little buddy.

Calm down.

·Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,549

@545,545 (I)
C'mon, put some back into it, man. Don't try to troll if you're gonna be this shitty at it.

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,552

@previous (B)
You riled up, Anon G? You seem riled up.

·Anonymous D — 8.1 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,553

@545,537 (I)
Nobody's buying the "I'm totally a new poster and not OP samefaging" bit, dave. Might I suggest necking yourself?

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,555

@previous (D)
You a bit hot under the collar, Anon B? You seem a bit hot under the collar.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,557

@previous (I)
Why has this gotten to you so bad?

Look, if you've gotten to old for Merrin, just relax. There are other religious men who would love to diddle your fiddle.

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,559

@previous (G)
You worked up, Anon D? You seem worked up.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,561

@545,514 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> What's amusing
> child sexual abuse and child pornography
we knew what amused you already merrin, you don't have to stress it out.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,567

@545,559 (I)
Shit son.. You have let this get under your skin so bad, you can't even make an argument for me to argue with you.

Go to your local church and find another religious pedo who will tend to your needs.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,568

@545,561 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Damlol

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,576

@545,567 (G)
You exasperated, Anon B? You seem exasperated.

·Anonymous D — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,577

@previous (I)
kill yourself, pedo

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,583

@545,576 (I)
I've left you in a mess. Now you're just grasping for whatever you think is an insult. Lol

Satan still loves you son.

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,584

@545,577 (D)
Have I rattled you, Anon G? Looks like I've rattled you.

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,585

@545,583 (G)
Are you a bit cross, Anon D? You seem a bit cross.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,586

@previous (I)
Still grasping for straws, eh mate?

You've run out of insults, and yet, you keep trying to battle this out, even though you're fighting a losing battle. I'll give you credit for that.

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,587

@previous (G)
Have I got under your skin, Anon B? It seems I've got under your skin.

·Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,588

@previous (I)
Keep crying, and eventually you'll cry yourself to sleep. Its ok to cry. Everyone cries from time to time, like you're doing now.

I'm just joyful that I've made a mess of you.

·Anonymous I — 8.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,589

@previous (G)
Have I raised your hackles, Anon B? It looks like I've raised your hackles.

+Anonymous J — 8.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,595

@545,480 (E)
Using the left hand is evidence that you're a wicked person. Try switching to the right if you worried about your eternal soul.

·Anonymous E — 8.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,596

@previous (J)

Nah, lefty way mo better.

·Anonymous J — 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,597

@previous (E)
See you in hell then, I guess.

·Anonymous E — 8.1 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,598

@previous (J)

I'm not left-handed, lefty just better for spanking monkeys.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,605

Heavens to Betsy this thread seems to have caused quite the kerfuffle! I merely wanted to bless the Royal union yet I see to my dismay that - as tends to be the trend around here - people wanted to talk about sexually abusing children instead. Regrettable.

Anyway, a word of guidance to the gentlemen - I presume they are gentlemen - discussing self-abasement: while the Bible prudently says nothing directly about masturbation, we in the Church consider it a form of self-abuse, that is to say, self-adoration, which is abuse of the Holy Spirit (whose vessel is the flesh) since man is a false idol. Therefore while onanism is not by itself a cause for eternal damnation, it is a step on the road to it. If and when you find yourself being possessed by lustful thoughts, think instead of Christ and His holy Scripture.

"But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, because these are improper for God’s holy people" - Ephesians 5:3

·Anonymous D — 8.1 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,666

@545,555 (I)
I'm a popstar threat and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner, I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer
A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap
I'm supersonic, its pornoholic
Breakdowns, obscenities its all I want to be

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If your 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, then I'm 666
(Whats it like to be a heretic?)
If your 555, I'm 666
(Whats it like to be a heretic?)

Everybody's so infatuated
Everybody's so completely sure of what we are
Everybody defamates from miles away
But face to face they haven't got a thing to say
I bleed for this and I bleed for you
Still you look at my face like I'm somebody new
Toy nobody wants anything I've got
Which is fine because your made of
Everything-I'm-not

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If your 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, then I'm 666
(Whats it like to be a heretic?)
If your 555, I'm 666
(Whats it like to be a heretic?)

Thirty seconds, sixteen, eight, four, lemme tell you why
I haven't the slightest, I'm teaching your brightest
They're listening, clamoring
All the money in the world can't buy me
Go ahead, lie to me
Tell me again how you're tortured
I want to know how you fallowed your orders so well
Your full of shit
You had a dream, but this ain't it

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If your 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, then I'm 666
If your 555, I'm 666

If you're 555, then I'm 666
(Whats it like to be a heretic?)
If your 555, I'm 666
(Whats it like to be a heretic?)
If you're 555, then I'm 666
(Whats it like to be a heretic?)
If your 555, I'm 666
(Whats it like to be a heretic?)

·Anonymous E — 8.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,669

@previous (D)

Gloire à Satan.

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