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Topic: We Found Love by Rihanna makes me think about lolis!

+Anonymous A8.1 years ago #50,860

I think that song is the best song to sing when going to look at lolis. I love lolis! The song's beat I think really describes the silliness of lolis.

I wish there was a big :3 smiley that popped up on the music video when the song starts! There should be a bunch of lolis dancing in it too!

I saw a loli in a hopeless place!

+Anonymous B8.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #545,196

Go to bed Fuckalms, go sleep it off.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #545,197

If I killed myself, this is how I’d do it. You got to do it right. I’d get a job fixing people’s computers. Like at Geek Squad or something like that. I’d go over to someone’s house when we get a call. I’d get on their computer, take a look a bit, and then say “excuse me ma’am, can I use your bathroom real quick?” So I’d get in the bathroom, lock the door, shit and piss over everything, stab myself in the legs and wrists so there’s blood everywhere, and then shoot myself. The stabbing part is important because if you just shoot yourself in the head it might not empty out all the blood and you want as big of a mess as possible. So some time would pass, and she’d start wondering why you’re in the bathroom so long. But think about it. You don’t want to interrupt someone in the bathroom right? It’s weird. But then half an hour goes by, an hour, two hours, and you’re still in the bathroom and the door is locked and you’re not working on their computer like they expect. So I don’t know what happens later or if/when they kick down the door or pick the lock or something, but once they get inside, they find your shit, piss and blood everywhere and a dead body. They make a call to get their computer fixed and get this instead. There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door. So there you go.

+Anonymous C7.4 years ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #556,842

@previous (A)
> If I killed myself, this is how I’d do it. You got to do it right. I’d get a job fixing people’s computers. Like at Geek Squad or something like that. I’d go over to someone’s house when we get a call. I’d get on their computer, take a look a bit, and then say “excuse me ma’am, can I use your bathroom real quick?” So I’d get in the bathroom, lock the door, shit and piss over everything, stab myself in the legs and wrists so there’s blood everywhere, and then shoot myself. The stabbing part is important because if you just shoot yourself in the head it might not empty out all the blood and you want as big of a mess as possible. So some time would pass, and she’d start wondering why you’re in the bathroom so long. But think about it. You don’t want to interrupt someone in the bathroom right? It’s weird. But then half an hour goes by, an hour, two hours, and you’re still in the bathroom and the door is locked and you’re not working on their computer like they expect. So I don’t know what happens later or if/when they kick down the door or pick the lock or something, but once they get inside, they find your shit, piss and blood everywhere and a dead body. They make a call to get their computer fixed and get this instead. There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door. So there you go.

If I killed myself, this is how I’d do it. You got to do it right. I’d get a job fixing people’s computers. Like at Geek Squad or something like that. I’d go over to someone’s house when we get a call. I’d get on their computer, take a look a bit, and then say “excuse me ma’am, can I use your bathroom real quick?” So I’d get in the bathroom, lock the door, shit and piss over everything, stab myself in the legs and wrists so there’s blood everywhere, and then shoot myself. The stabbing part is important because if you just shoot yourself in the head it might not empty out all the blood and you want as big of a mess as possible. So some time would pass, and she’d start wondering why you’re in the bathroom so long. But think about it. You don’t want to interrupt someone in the bathroom right? It’s weird. But then half an hour goes by, an hour, two hours, and you’re still in the bathroom and the door is locked and you’re not working on their computer like they expect. So I don’t know what happens later or if/when they kick down the door or pick the lock or something, but once they get inside, they find your shit, piss and blood everywhere and a dead body. They make a call to get their computer fixed and get this instead. There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door. So there you go.

+Anonymous D7.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #556,848

You listen to pop music and watch the music videos. Being a pedophile is at the bottom of all the reasons you should kill yourself

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