Topic: So i am at the laundry mat, and some religous guy walks in
+Anonymous A — 8.1 years ago #50,843
And he starts talking to me and holding out some paper. I was trying to be nice and tell him I did not believe in god.
He then says that a lot of people don't believe in god because of wars and destruction, diseases, and so forth.
I said no, I don't believe in god because he is a myth, a fairy tale.
He asked me who wakes me up every morning... I told him my alarm clock. He then asks, how do you think your alarm goes off? I told him by electricity. The look on his face was priceless, and he knew he was fighting a losing battle.
He said well jesus loves you anyway.
I said satan loves me more.
He gave me a look of anger and walked away.
I win!
+Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 22 hours later[T] [B] #545,183
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.1 years ago, 38 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #545,186
> I said satan loves me more.
Well done comrade
+Anonymous D — 8.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #545,187
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Second.
P.S. Hail Satan!
+Syntax — 8.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,207
op
Well played
+Anonymous F — 8.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #545,245
lol
Seems like haranguing randos at the laundromat is a grate way to turn people off to your cult.
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