Topic: Facing Homelessness Again...
+Eco — 8.1 years ago #50,616
Facing homelessness again. Have to be out of my current apartment by the 31st of May. Luckily, I just interviewed for Marketing & Communications Officer and an Archives Specialist job, so I may soon be moving up in the world.If I don't get a job, any tips for surviving on the street that don't involve sucking dick for bus-fare?
+Anonymous B — 8.1 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #544,006
Go find the nicest refrigerator box you can, the king of the hobos should be in that one. You'll have to fight him for the box, but if you succeed, you'll be crowned the new hobo king. If he has a parrot, you'll want to move to the next neighborhood over. You don't fuck with pirate king hobos, they're bad news.
+Anonymous C — 8.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #544,007
+Anonymous D — 8.1 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #544,017
> Have to be out of my current apartment by the 31st of May
Why not offer to pay 50% more than your monthly rent and pay 2 months in advance.
Why not offer to pay 50% more than your monthly rent and pay 2 months in advance.
+Anonymous E — 8.1 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #544,072
Dog, I live in my car, and am using my social skills to squire house sitting gigs. Get on my level
+Anonymous F — 8.1 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #544,105
Have you already been evicted?
+Anonymous G — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #544,108
You're the next Bert. You'll be sleeping under a bridge, begging us for money, saying how hungry and cold you are.
I'm glad you're about to be homeless.
I'm glad you're about to be homeless.
+Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #544,111
·Anonymous C — 8.1 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #544,112
@previous (H)
I doubt we'll get rape threats out of him, he's already challenged people to fight him IRL, tho.
I doubt we'll get rape threats out of him, he's already challenged people to fight him IRL, tho.
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