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Topic: How I Made The Canadian Healthcare System My Bitch
+Eco — 8.4 years ago #50,575

Canadafag here. We have free healthcare here, so why not abuse the system?
Personally, I call 911 all the time to go to the psych ward to get drugs and meet bitches.
Been in the psych ward 7 times at 3 different hospitals and I fucking love it!
Great food, lots of amenities, and some fine-looking crazy bitches. Banged 3 of them so far, although one was a crack whore and one a stage-5 clinger/stalker.
Plus, you get benzos like Ativan and Valium pretty-much on-request. Frequent smoke breaks, where you can get buddies to bring you booze in a water bottle or smoke a spliff in the bushes.
Looney bin thread!
+Anonymous B — 8.4 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #543,777
I was expecting you to commit suicide by now.
+Anonymous C — 8.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,792
If you love psyche wards so much, why not just convince them you need to stay indefinitely?
+Anonymous D — 8.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,797
@previous (C)
Come now, too much of a good thing renders it boring.
+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,882
What province?
·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,888
oh Ontario
yeah I thought so
yeah if you give them your info they bill you for the ambulance rides
ive only been in to see friends in Quebec psych wards but uh
least fun ever
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