Topic: ATTN: the faggot Father Merrin.... Are you scared again?
+Anonymous A — 8.2 years ago #50,460
+Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 25 minutes later[T] [B] #543,422
Spooky.
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #543,423
I'm unfamiliar with the "faggot" Father Merrin, but I will answer as the agreeable and heterosexual one.
No, because that idiot is a "numerologist", and 'numerology' is fatuous mumbo jumbo aimed at gullible dullards. Only properly educated theologians can accurately predict the end of the world.
If you, OP, or indeed anybody else is worried about eschatological issues then please do not hesitate to ask me to pray with you and to offer you my spiritual guidance and comfort.
God bless you all, my children.
No, because that idiot is a "numerologist", and 'numerology' is fatuous mumbo jumbo aimed at gullible dullards. Only properly educated theologians can accurately predict the end of the world.
If you, OP, or indeed anybody else is worried about eschatological issues then please do not hesitate to ask me to pray with you and to offer you my spiritual guidance and comfort.
God bless you all, my children.
·Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #543,424
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,458
@543,423 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Well, you knew I was referring to you, and you replied. Not shocked though.
Anyway, you say only theologians can accurately predict the end of the world? Funny, they were wrong the last 10 tines....
Well, you knew I was referring to you, and you replied. Not shocked though.
Anyway, you say only theologians can accurately predict the end of the world? Funny, they were wrong the last 10 tines....
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,472
@previous (A)
> Not shocked though.
Not bright either, are you? There are two Merrins on here. One is a sexual deviant with piss-poor style and little-to-no understanding of the great Roman poets of the Augustan era. The other is me.
> Anyway, you say only theologians can accurately predict the end of the world? Funny, they were wrong the last 10 tines....
Citation needed. Because a brief look at an eschatology overview shows that 7 of the most recent doomsday predictions reference dates that are still to come. So how can their predictions be "wrong" if their predicted date has not yet arrived?
Once again, you're really not a very bright person, are you?
> Not shocked though.
Not bright either, are you? There are two Merrins on here. One is a sexual deviant with piss-poor style and little-to-no understanding of the great Roman poets of the Augustan era. The other is me.
> Anyway, you say only theologians can accurately predict the end of the world? Funny, they were wrong the last 10 tines....
Citation needed. Because a brief look at an eschatology overview shows that 7 of the most recent doomsday predictions reference dates that are still to come. So how can their predictions be "wrong" if their predicted date has not yet arrived?
Once again, you're really not a very bright person, are you?
+Anonymous D — 8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,679
@543,458 (A)
More like they were wrong the last every time.
Also, if the non-believers die over the next 5 months, then the world doesn't actually end on the 23rd, it just has a % of the population whisked away to fairyland. The world doesn't end at all, for that matter, it's just human existence that ends on September 23.
More like they were wrong the last every time.
Also, if the non-believers die over the next 5 months, then the world doesn't actually end on the 23rd, it just has a % of the population whisked away to fairyland. The world doesn't end at all, for that matter, it's just human existence that ends on September 23.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,681
@previous (D)
> More like they were wrong the last every time.
Can you prove this? Or are you just making random statements like a moron?
> More like they were wrong the last every time.
Can you prove this? Or are you just making random statements like a moron?
·Anonymous D — 8.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,682
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
The world still exists, so yeah they were wrong every time so far.
The world still exists, so yeah they were wrong every time so far.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,683
@543,681 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/failed-doomsday-predictions-ebible-fellowship-2015-10
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/failed-doomsday-predictions-ebible-fellowship-2015-10
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,684
@543,681 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
This one is better.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
This one is better.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
(Edited 29 seconds later.)
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,685
@543,682 (D)
Yup. You're a retard. Thanks for confirming it for everyone!
I'm going to pose you a question, not because I think you can answer it, but because it will be hilarious watching you try to string a coherent thought together. Here goes: how can a prediction be wrong if the predicted date has not yet happened? And yes, before you start babbling like a shrill moron, I know you tried to hurriedly shift the goalposts there with your "so far" addendum, but that still doesn't mean "they were wrong the last every time", since the "last" times have not necessarily come to pass yet.
You're really not a very bright person, are you?
Yup. You're a retard. Thanks for confirming it for everyone!
I'm going to pose you a question, not because I think you can answer it, but because it will be hilarious watching you try to string a coherent thought together. Here goes: how can a prediction be wrong if the predicted date has not yet happened? And yes, before you start babbling like a shrill moron, I know you tried to hurriedly shift the goalposts there with your "so far" addendum, but that still doesn't mean "they were wrong the last every time", since the "last" times have not necessarily come to pass yet.
You're really not a very bright person, are you?
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,686
@543,684 (A)
I glanced at the list. Dates mentioned include 2020, 2021, 2026, 2060, 2129, and so on. Would you therefore care to prove that these predictions are wrong?
You are an extraordinarily dim person, aren't you?
I glanced at the list. Dates mentioned include 2020, 2021, 2026, 2060, 2129, and so on. Would you therefore care to prove that these predictions are wrong?
You are an extraordinarily dim person, aren't you?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,687
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Hahaha, and you failed to mention the hundred of so called religious predictions. Don't have an answer huh?
That's ok tho, christians aren't very bright, are they?
Hahaha, and you failed to mention the hundred of so called religious predictions. Don't have an answer huh?
That's ok tho, christians aren't very bright, are they?
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,688
@previous (A)
> Don't have an answer
Yes, I see this. Not to worry, dim people tend not to.
Lol, I have made such a mess of you :) You said that every eschatological prediction was wrong. I used your own 'evidence' to show that to be an unprovable statement. Now you're flailing like a spastic in a whirlpool :))
> Don't have an answer
Yes, I see this. Not to worry, dim people tend not to.
Lol, I have made such a mess of you :) You said that every eschatological prediction was wrong. I used your own 'evidence' to show that to be an unprovable statement. Now you're flailing like a spastic in a whirlpool :))
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,689
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Hahaha you're becoming a little spastic because you've just been trapped. You can't answer for the fuck ups of your funny religion.
Go ahead, come up with some more stupid shit while you come up with some excuse on your peoples failed predictions.
I'll wait.
Hahaha you're becoming a little spastic because you've just been trapped. You can't answer for the fuck ups of your funny religion.
Go ahead, come up with some more stupid shit while you come up with some excuse on your peoples failed predictions.
I'll wait.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,691
@previous (A)
> your peoples failed predictions.
Christianity is not an ethnicity you dimwit :))))))))))))))) Sweet baby Jesus of Nazareth, you are truly the gift that just keeps on giving, aren't you? :)))))
> your peoples failed predictions.
Christianity is not an ethnicity you dimwit :))))))))))))))) Sweet baby Jesus of Nazareth, you are truly the gift that just keeps on giving, aren't you? :)))))
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,692
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Still evading the question on your peoples failed predictions huh?
That's ok. Satan still loves you.
And that concludes this thread. Father Merrin has not been able to prove that the world will end.
Still evading the question on your peoples failed predictions huh?
That's ok. Satan still loves you.
And that concludes this thread. Father Merrin has not been able to prove that the world will end.
+Anonymous E — 8.2 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,693
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,695
@543,692 (A)
> Satan still loves you.
And now we learn the retard believes in silly little red goblins with horns and a pitchfork :))))
It has been an absolute delight making a mess of you. You take care now my child, and I will pray for God to lift the Stygian fog of idiocy from your confused little brain :)))
> Satan still loves you.
And now we learn the retard believes in silly little red goblins with horns and a pitchfork :))))
It has been an absolute delight making a mess of you. You take care now my child, and I will pray for God to lift the Stygian fog of idiocy from your confused little brain :)))
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