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Topic: How to Get Pussy: A Beginner's Manual

+Eco8.2 years ago #50,401

C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTER.jpgLove Doctor Eco here with some tips on how some of you virgins can get some pussy!
For a first date, do something interactive like rock-climbing or bowling, where you can show her how to do it, with some physical touch
Re: tackling resistance or rejection...playful teasing, like "ooh, sassy!' or 'feisty! I like it, goes a long way, and can prolong an interaction.
If a chick says she has a bf or husband, ask her playfully "why don't you upgrade to a real man?" or say "what he doesn't know won't hurt him".
(Many taken chicks are happy to get some on-the-side)
Start 'kino-escalation' early in the first date, so touch doesn't feel awkward or forced later on. Always try to get her back your place or her's ASAP.
Be dominant. Make simple commands like "come, let's sit over here" and move her around the venue. Make small compliance requests throughout the date.
Use 'false time constraints' like "I'm only in town for the weekend" or "my schedule is booked up for the next month" to compel her to put out quicker.
If you're having a conversational coffee date, don't let it end; take her for a walk on the beach or another 'adventure' afterwards.
Keep the conversation about her, and let her do most of the sharing.
Have activities on-hand at your pad to keep her entertained and provide an excuse to go back there. Have some booze and weed to loosen you both up.
Speak in a deep, sexy voice. Mind your body language (i.e. take up a lot of space, move slowly and confidently, etc.)
Be impeccibly-groomed and dressed.
It helps to be seen with other men and women as 'social proof' (i.e. preselection and popularity)
Make your move early on. Kiss her and escalate to sex within 30 min. of reaching your pad.
There's much more to it, but these pointers should help.

IMO some of the best places to pick up are karaoke bars (ask a chick to sing a duet with you to establish a connection), AA meetings (they're emotionally-vulnerable and people exchange #'s freely here), and raves/festivals (exchange candy bracelets, socialize in the smoke pit, many are high on Molly and dtf)

-Play hard-to-get. Do not try to impress; otherwise you will look try-hard and convey lower value than her.
-Make transitions smoothly
-create an 'emotional bubble' for the two of you (establish some common ground, and make it feel like it's you guys against the world')
-Chicks often say they're looking for a partner-in-crime; tell her "let's go shoplifting at WalMart! It'll be fun ;) If I like you, we can graduate to robbing liquor stores!"
-Give her a massage as soon as she sits down on your couch

-'Peacocking' works to an extent; have items like a pendant that have a story behind them; visible tattoos can also be used
-Get her invested in you by asking HER to buy YOU a drink
-Bring out her sexual side by 'chase-framing' (eg. "hands off the merchandise; excuse me, my eyes are up here, Miss!; Sorry, I don't put out that easy!"
-Get her to qualify herself to you (eg. You seem pretty rad, but I normally go for X type of girls)

-playing the guitar, or effortlessly showcasing talent gets them wet
-When you reach coitus, take her from behind and be rough (i.e. lightly pull hair, scratch her back, spank her ass, and put your hands around her neck, lightly squeezing)
-After sex, lie together intimately for 20 min or so, so she doesn't start asking "so is that all you wanted from me; make her something to eat, then politely excuse yourself so things don't start to go downhill or get awkward

That's all I have for now. Experienced players feel free to challenge or contribute.

+Anonymous B8.2 years ago, 20 minutes later[T] [B] #543,289

dumpster bert dives.pngBetting that pussy advise will work wonders when.

+Anonymous C8.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #543,290

Nobody here was asking for advice on getting a girl, not from you at least.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)


+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #543,291

uhhh weren't you just asking for advice on how to talk to girls?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #543,292

also
a lot of this is just plain bad advice
the parts that aren't bad advice come down to "don't be an asshole"
wow

·Eco (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #543,293

I used to be quite the lady's man before I stopped working out and fell into drugs.
Positive I've bedded more women than the average TC user...

·Anonymous C8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #543,294

146878206596235.jpg@previous (Eco)

> Assuming this hard.

+Anonymous E8.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #543,295

@543,293 (Eco)
> Positive I've bedded more women than the average TC user...

Lot of good that has done for you consider your present circumstances. Choices for pussy when you are living in the street will be beyond your worst imagination.
Carry a clothespin for your nose.

+Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,296

@543,292 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
It is me again. Would you take $85 (US) to let me rim you for 15 minutes?

+Anonymous G8.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,297

Ah yes, now comes stage 3. Arrogance. Your development into noveau-bert is coming along quite nicely :^)

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,381

@543,296 (F)
no

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,382

@543,293 (Eco)
lololololol

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,389

@543,381 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Nonsense. If you thought my offer was real you'd take it. Almost 100 bucks just to get your asshole licked? You know you'd take it.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,390

@previous (F)
nah

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,391

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Hogwash. You're saying that because you think the offer isn't real. Very well. 10,000 US dollars to go down on you for 5 minutes. Deal?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,392

@previous (F)
nope

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,393

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Balderdash. 10,000 clams for 5 minutes with your clam? You'd take it.

+Anonymous H8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,394

Nice nice can you also suggest the best way to pick out a bull for her as well?

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,395

@543,393 (F)
no

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,396

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Poppycock. Your lips say 'no', but your crack addiction says '10,000 bones for 5 minutes munching on the rug? Chow down!'

+Anonymous I8.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,397

@543,381 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Why not?
People would pay big money to get rimmed, and this guy wants to pay you for it

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,398

@543,396 (F)
my crack addiction is probably asking why i haven't smoked any in weeks

@previous (I)
i only bang people i like

·Syntax8.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,399

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Perhaps they have not taken the clue you do not sell your wares.

Dudes if you want to munch rug consider this:

They are missing out on a real chance to bang a cute girl who does. A roommate of a Mod on MC is in fact in business and for sale.

Not saying Fake anon wood hook them up however with such high dollar offers who no's

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,400

@543,398 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
I never offered to "bang" you. Only to lick your asshole and pussy, for a combined total of 10,085 bucks. And you expect to be believed that you'd turn that down.

·Anonymous C8.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,401

@543,398 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

@previous (F) <That's 12,762.26 CAD.

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,402

@543,399 (Syntax)
> Perhaps they have not taken the clue you do not sell your wares.

Every woman would sell her wares. The only question is price.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,403

@543,400 (F)
not worth your aids

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,404

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
You tend not to get AIDS from analingus you halfwit.

·Syntax8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,405

zimbabwebanknote-100Trillion.jpg@543,400 (F)
Dude your kind of money will not even buy a loaf of bread currently

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,406

@543,404 (F)
why would i trust the kind of person who attempts to buy sexual services from a chan user?

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,407

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> why would i trust the kind of person who attempts to buy sexual services from a chan user?

You're meant to trust in science, you imbecile. Really my dear, if you're sincerely committed to the junkie lifestyle it would behoove you to understand how AIDS is contracted.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,408

@previous (F)
oh i'm not committed to anything

the point is:
no

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,409

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Nevertheless, someone with your sexual and narcotic habits should probably be better versed in how AIDS is transmitted.

·Syntax8.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,412

@543,407 (F)

Anon F Y R U so desperate for sex with a girl?
If you live in USA there are about 45 million single women and I left out those who are widows

45 million single women - Seems 2Me the odds are high one of them will replace your right left palms

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,416

@previous (Syntax)
I am illustrating that every woman has a price, yet society shames them into not admitting it. And, latterly, improving my Punjab friend's knowledge of her lifestyle's risks.

·Syntax8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,417

@previous (F)

Just a reminder that Matthew Rosteet Miller begged chili dog aka tryptch for her private parts photos and that was when she was just 15 years old

She of course still a child said NO

On the plus side with that and other evidence that Matt is a Pedophile I get to remind him over n over and yesterday a Mod reminded him as well

+Anonymous J8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,420

@previous (Syntax)
lawdy this guy

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,429

@543,409 (F)
the sexual habits of monogamy (lol)
and the narcotic habits of...?

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,434

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> the sexual habits of monogamy (lol)

Perhaps now you're monogamous. That doesn't change the fact you've had 812,000 cocks in your pussy. Plus, your junkie boyfriend will be cheating on you and giving you God knows what.

> and the narcotic habits of...?

A junkie.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,436

@previous (F)
dang if they managed to cheat on me i would be impressed
we... don't spend much time apart

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,437

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> if they managed to cheat on me...

"They". So you admit you're not monogamous. Looks like I've tricked you into exposing your promiscuous ways.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,439

@previous (F)
no
i'm using a gender-neutral singular pronoun

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,440

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> no
> i'm using a gender-neutral singular pronoun

Nice back-tracking. You've been caught admitting you sleep around. I trapped you.

+Anonymous K8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,441

@previous (F)
She is not married nor engaged. She is free to sleep with anyone she wants to have sex with.

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,443

@previous (K)
> She is not married nor engaged. She is free to sleep with anyone she wants to have sex with.

I agree. Keep up with the context of the conversation, dumbass.

·Anonymous K8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,444

@previous (F)
Looked at thread again. You mad cause she will not have sex with you.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,445

@543,440 (F)
lol what no
i do like sleeping around
however i am not at this point in time doing so because i have chosen to be in a monogamous relationship

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,447

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> i do like sleeping around

I know. Hence the "sexual habits" I mentioned that started all this. Try to keep up dear, because I'm tying you in knots here and you look very foolish.

> however i am not at this point in time doing so because i have chosen to be in a monogamous relationship

Nice back-tracking. Your made-up 'pronoun' nonsense embarrasses you further.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,448

@previous (F)
lol
"they" has been in use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun for centuries
try to keep up

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,454

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
> lol
> "they" has been in use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun for centuries

In sentences for which the noun is of indeterminate gender. Which presumably does not apply to whatever it is you are fucking, although quite honestly who on earth knows, given your history.

I do so enjoy watching you try and piece together a semi-coherent understanding of any academic subject. Please continue.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,457

@previous (F)
my partner prefers using "they" pronouns. it makes no difference to me and it makes them happy so i do it.

·Anonymous F8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,460

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
Then your partner is an abject faggot, and you are indulging his idiocy instead of correcting it. You'd have been wise to accept the 10 grand for the rimjob because believe me when I tell you aren't dating one of life's winners right now.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)


·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,464

@previous (F)
no i'm good thanks :)

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc8.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,471

have money

·Anonymous J8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,473

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
will...?

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