Topic: Vatican begins exorcism course to meet demand for expelling demons.
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.2 years ago #50,398
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43697573
These are Godless times we live in, my children. Satan and his minions are always looking for weak people to take over. Be vigilant.
"Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control" - 1. Corinthians 5:7
+Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 26 minutes later[T] [B] #543,277
Remember to have yourself tested for STDs regularly to prevent demonic infestations from getting too out of hand. A lesser demon or two is mostly harmless, but when they're a multitude it takes a little more umphf for removal.
If you've noticed yourself having unusual cravings, for instance Copenhagen and horseradish together, then you're probably infected.
+Anonymous C — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,278
@previous (B)
An all too serious reminder. Let's have a moment of silence for our tinycomrades, who fell victim to those dreaded STDs.
+Anonymous D — 8.2 years ago, 14 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,313
They should start their exorcisms on The Communist Pope (Francis).
·Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,324
@previous (D)
Tenzin Gyatso is a Marxist too. What a cowinkydink.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,325
@543,313 (D)
> They should start their exorcisms on The Communist Pope (Francis).
For your information, Christ extolled a communist ideology. Selflessness, personal sacrifice for the good of the whole, communal struggle, anti-materialism, giving rather than taking, the lack of a political state, and so on. Christ would be horrified to find His Father's name on US currency, especially given the reason for the name being there (a reaction to communists during the Cold War).
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