Topic: How do you conduct an exorcism on a toaster?
+Anonymous A — 8.2 years ago #50,380
So far a bathtub full of holy water seems like the best approach. Asking for a friend.+Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #543,135
Penis in toaster
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,140
+Anonymous C — 8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,146
@previous (A)
Now run through your neighborhood screaming, "The power of Christ compels you, Satan be gone from this toaster!"
When the cops show up, and they will, just tell them you're exercising your religious rights to exorcise your toaster from demons. If they still try to take you in, be prepared to put up one hell of a fight.
P.S. If you fail at killing the cops, tell your cellmates about Tinychan.org.
Now run through your neighborhood screaming, "The power of Christ compels you, Satan be gone from this toaster!"
When the cops show up, and they will, just tell them you're exercising your religious rights to exorcise your toaster from demons. If they still try to take you in, be prepared to put up one hell of a fight.
P.S. If you fail at killing the cops, tell your cellmates about Tinychan.org.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,149
@previous (C)
Isn't there a way to do this that's a little more low-key? I've always been a bit of a shy person and that sounds like the sort of thing to draw a lot of unwanted attention for some reason.
Isn't there a way to do this that's a little more low-key? I've always been a bit of a shy person and that sounds like the sort of thing to draw a lot of unwanted attention for some reason.
·Anonymous C — 8.2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,152
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,155
teh big to4str? kill it with fire is the only way
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,157
@543,152 (C)
You do seem like the trustworthy sort, I'll give it a go and report back.
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Not in this case, but solid advice.
You do seem like the trustworthy sort, I'll give it a go and report back.
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Not in this case, but solid advice.
·Anonymous C — 8.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,177
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