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Topic: How To Disappear Completely? Please Advise (Syntax? Chilli Dog? Father Merrin & Co.?)

+Eco8.2 years ago #50,366

I’m so embarrassed and ashamed of all the things I’ve said and done while under the influence that I feel compelled to:

-change cities
-change my legal name
-dramatically alter my appearance
-delete any traces of myself from the Internet, as challenging as that may prove

...among other radical steps in an effort to forge a new identity

Should I just chill and let time heal the wounds?

Deepest apologies for the incessant whining, but how does one face themselves in the mirror after years of drinking and experiencing morning-after regrets?

I’m a joke, bros, and there’s nothing I can do about it...

Is suicide inevitable for me?

·Eco (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #543,012

I was thinking an alternative would be to rat out my old dealers, get a monetary reward from CrimeStoppers, go into Witness Protection and get a new house, job, and fresh start.

+Anonymous B8.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #543,013

@previous (Eco)
> I was thinking an alternative would be to rat out my old dealers, get a monetary reward from CrimeStoppers, go into Witness Protection and get a new house, job, and fresh start.

Yep that one should work. Unless you take the money and load up on drugs.

+Anonymous C8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #543,015

@previous (B)

I don't think they offer witness protection, when you anonymously sell out your dealers.

+Dead !Pool..v42s8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #543,017

I have this moment when I'm on acid bud. Just smoke some weed and it will be fine

+Lil 9/118.2 years ago, 14 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,030

@OP

It'll be easier to pull off if you travel back in time to the 70s.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #543,036

@543,012 (Eco)
dont be a narc

move cities and change your name
you can change your name legally but just telling people your name is something else works fine

·Anonymous C8.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,048

Why does OP seem to think namefags have better advice to give than the hard working anonymous doctors of Tinychan? Quite an odd assortment of namefags, at that.

+Anonymous G8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,051

@previous (C)
Here, here!

+Plan 38.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #543,052

Personally OP, I've acted by two major principles all of my life:
1. It doesn't pay to be a tattle-tale
2. Never burn bridges

If you go through with erasing yourself, keep in mind that all of your past business isn't going to suddenly disappear as well. Unfinished business, conversations you've wanted to have with people, your old life will be an unfinished 26% completion run, never to be picked up again

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc8.2 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,081

thanks for telling me about secret benefits I made enough and am going back to the carribean for 7 days all thanks to you

·Anonymous C8.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,089

Inb4 ducky is a 40 year old dried-up cum rag.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)


·Syntax8.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,090

@previous (C)
It's very wet in the Caribbean

Ducky do not forget that 2nd B

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc8.2 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,091

@previous (Syntax)
going to DR today :)

·Syntax8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,093

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Enjoy. Take some pics of the surroundings - Rhum drinks etc

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,094

@previous (Syntax)
I will !!

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