Topic: ...Off to Rehab Tomorrow
+Eco — 8.2 years ago #50,363
Suddenly I’m off to Rehabilitation
To get myself clean, feel a sense of elation
Tired of blacking out
Wandering aimlessly about
While I carelessly spout
B.S....no more;
it’s time to get devout
Coke and Crack are fucking whack
Nearly had a heart attack
When I sucked that pipe back
Soon the Eco be on-track
So later to the Chan’s
I don’t need no Weed or Xan’s
Y’all will always be my mans’
But soon I’ll see dat in-take van...
First thing tomorrow,
I will throw away my sorrows
I won’t have to beg or borrow
With the Lord, I’ll do it thorough!
AA, NA, and CA keep me on the right path
Right now I smell like shit. So I shall go and take a bath
I could rhyme for all of time
About my life of petty crime
But suffice it to say
That change is on da way!
I bid thee adieu, cursed MDMA!
I used to drop acid
Until my dick would go flaccid
And gorge upon shrooms
‘Til elephants filled the room!
Spent $10 grand on a rehab facility
To restore my mind; sharpen my agility
Some of y’all mind question my ability
But you’ll see a new Eco, with strength and humility
This will be my last post
But you will see my Ghost
Throughout the Deep Web which we frequent the most...
To get myself clean, feel a sense of elation
Tired of blacking out
Wandering aimlessly about
While I carelessly spout
B.S....no more;
it’s time to get devout
Coke and Crack are fucking whack
Nearly had a heart attack
When I sucked that pipe back
Soon the Eco be on-track
So later to the Chan’s
I don’t need no Weed or Xan’s
Y’all will always be my mans’
But soon I’ll see dat in-take van...
First thing tomorrow,
I will throw away my sorrows
I won’t have to beg or borrow
With the Lord, I’ll do it thorough!
AA, NA, and CA keep me on the right path
Right now I smell like shit. So I shall go and take a bath
I could rhyme for all of time
About my life of petty crime
But suffice it to say
That change is on da way!
I bid thee adieu, cursed MDMA!
I used to drop acid
Until my dick would go flaccid
And gorge upon shrooms
‘Til elephants filled the room!
Spent $10 grand on a rehab facility
To restore my mind; sharpen my agility
Some of y’all mind question my ability
But you’ll see a new Eco, with strength and humility
This will be my last post
But you will see my Ghost
Throughout the Deep Web which we frequent the most...
+Lil 9/11 — 8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #543,003
Shut up you constitution raping moleperson.
+Anonymous C — 8.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #543,005
Don't drop the soap.
+Eco — 8.2 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,100
I lasted one day, but got intense social anxiety during group therapy...and I didn't like the whole religious components of the Twelve Steps. Gonna try another rehab ranch next week and thankfully it has internet so I can keep bothering you guys ;)
·Anonymous C — 8.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,107
+Anonymous E — 8.2 years ago, 16 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #543,134
@543,100 (Eco)> but got intense social anxiety during group therapy
> I lasted one day
Do you have outdoor skills? Soon you will need to buy a tent and live like bert did. Many Gutters + Trash bins await you.
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