Topic: Recruiting apes with AK-47s.
+Kalashnidog — 8.2 years ago #50,300
Hello, comrades.I am of being your honest true friend, Kalashnidog. I am also being of recruiting apes with AK-47s, to join the glorious red army. If you are of knowing such an ape, please to be sending them our way.
What will you be of receiving, for your contribution to our nobel cause? The answer is a more being of prepared red army! We be of needing many apes, to help us be of fighting off the FND infected.
As many of you be of knowing, apes can not be infected by FND, because nuggets and monkeys be of having same DNAs. Also, ape with AK-47 be of killing nuggets. So please being of considerate of your children's future. This may be of our last hope, comrades.
+Anonymous B — 8.2 years ago, 16 hours later[T] [B] #542,595
+Anonymous C — 8.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #542,596
It's too late to try and cleanse the planet.
·Kalashnidog (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #542,621
@542,595 (B)
All apes are being of acceptable, besides the yellow apes, comrade. As we will be providing of the AKs.
All apes are being of acceptable, besides the yellow apes, comrade. As we will be providing of the AKs.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
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