By now you must have heard that five bombs has exploded in Texas right? Let me tell you, I'm in league with the bomber and this is an advance warning about the sixth bomb.
It will explode at Consulate-General of Russia in Houston in the coming few days.
Best wishes,
User:Shawn in Montreal
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RIP to your bomber-bud. :\
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