Topic: Your mother sexed my goat.

+Anonymous A — 8.3 years ago #50,169

Now I am to be demand of the retributions. Your mother will be of to paying me 50 silver pieces, or be torn apart by my most manliest of goats.

You are having only thr 24 hours to be of responding.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 21 hours later[T] [B] #541,533

Your time is almost being of up. My most manliest goats are ready to be of tearing your body limb from limb. You have only few hours left. Have your mother be of delivering the silver pieces, or be of facing my strong and horny goats.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #541,547

The time is of running out, this is of your final chance.

+Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,555

Lol at you working hard at this shtick and nobody gave a fuck.

+Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,558

Real talk I fucked a goat once and it felt good

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,559

Time is of up. Time to be of expecting my goats.

+Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,618

+Anonymous E — 8.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,648

@541,559 (A)
We were in the middle of bumfuck yesterday and there was this place with a bunch of dilapidated machinery and goats. Lots and lots of goats. P. sure it was a satanic petting zoo, but haven't confirmed as much yet.

Maybe we could sneak your tainted goat into their herd and their prized goat into your herd? As a bonus by doing things this way we can preserve the honor of both your goat and my mother.

+Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,651

·Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,652

·Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,653

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,654

@541,648 (E)

Would have be of acceptable compromise, but 24 hours period is be of up. The time of negotiations is over.

+Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,660

Your goat sexted my mother first.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #541,661

@previous (G)

Goats not be of having thumbs, only parasitic human race be of having thumbs.

·Anonymous E — 8.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,664

@541,654 (A)
Not so fast. How do I know your goat didn't force itself against my mother?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,669

@previous (E)

Are you be of acusing my goat? You do not be of realize how sacred the goat is in my home country. I'll be of having so many Jewish lawyers, you'll probably be of going blind. Your mother is a harlot, who defiled my precious goat, Mittens.

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+Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,670

Recently read this review about Goat

Ordered the lamb, got the goat

Somali hospitality: "You must have it.”

By Ed Bedford, Nov. 8, 2017

Feel like goat again. Last time I had some was at Mercado Hidalgo in TJ, where a couple of birria joints really deliver on the chivo stew. Before that, the cluster of Somali eateries around 50th on University. For a while, these were my goat-to places (heh-heh). Right now, they’re closest.

4879 University Avenue, City Heights

The first thing you hear as you jump off the #7 bus near Euclid is the voices of off-duty Somali taxi drivers outside their unofficial club, Coffee Time Daily, arguing like the end of the world is coming. I have had everything here from goat to camel meat (camel — mixed with beef — was gamey but great, like a combo of lamb and buffalo). But, no space tonight, so I head on to the next place I know, Fatuma

Read the rest here
https://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2017/nov/08/tin-fork-ordered-lamb-got-goat/

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,671

@previous (Syntax)

You be of making a mockery of my goat. I be of demanding satisfaction.

·Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,673

@previous (A)
I think your goat got the satisfaction.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,675

@previous (G)

You also be of making a mockery of my goat... That is hokay, as all your addresses be of logged, and be of sent to my squad of manly goats. You will all be of torn limb from limb, while the goats be of sodomizing each other in your blood.

·Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,678

@previous (A)
> bloody goat orgy
hail satan!

·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,684

@541,671 (A)
> You be of making a mockery of my goat. I be of demanding satisfaction.

I am planning on eating some of that Goat when I get a chance and I do hope I will find Satisfaction

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,687

@previous (Syntax)

You are not be of worthy to consume goat. No human filth be of worthy. Goat be of too majestic, too honorable

·Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #541,711

I like girls..

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