Topic: No, I'm not going to be home alone on this Friday night

+Anonymous A — 8.3 years ago #50,105

I'm going to invite a beautiful woman over for wine and food delivered from the finest restaurant in town. We might even have sex. See you losers later. ✌

+Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #540,793

> We might even have sex.

> We might even

> might

You'll be masturbating wishing a woman was coming to your house to drink wine.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,797

@previous (B)
> > We might even have sex.
>
>
> > We might even
>
> > might
>
> You'll be masturbating wishing a woman was coming to your house to drink wine.

And the hater virgin appears to make false assumptions. How predictable. Ciao, she's on her way now.

·Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,798

@previous (A)
How long will it take you to inflate her? You're so out of shape, you probably started at noon, so you don't pass out from lack of oxygen.

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,812

A bud asked if I wanted to go to a rave but it's too expensive for both of us
He said he was gonna masturbate and sleep
I'll probably do the same but not alone

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,817

@540,798 (B)
> How long will it take you to inflate her? You're so out of shape, you probably started at noon, so you don't pass out from lack of oxygen.

She was quite fleshy for a blow up doll. At least you had fun all alone with your obsessions/assumptions.

+Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,818

you're getting pretty defensive over a little banner...

+Anonymous E — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,820

@540,817 (A)
> > How long will it take you to inflate her? You're so out of shape, you probably started at noon, so you don't pass out from lack of oxygen.
>
> She was quite fleshy for a blow up doll. At least you had fun all alone with your obsessions/assumptions.

Congratulations. Did you pay for an hour or the full evening?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,824

@previous (E)
> > > How long will it take you to inflate her? You're so out of shape, you probably started at noon, so you don't pass out from lack of oxygen.
> >
> > She was quite fleshy for a blow up doll. At least you had fun all alone with your obsessions/assumptions.
>
> Congratulations. Did you pay for an hour or the full evening?

She was not a hooker as you wish she were out of pure jealousy. I did pay for the food and wine, though.

+Sage !Pool..v42s — 8.3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,874

I live with roommates so I'm never home alone

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #541,424

She's coming back.

·Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #541,425

@previous (A)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,579

She coming back.

+Anonymous G — 8.2 years ago, 23 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,626

@previous (A)
did she?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,638

@previous (G)
Yeah, she's been coming back every Friday since I made this thread. Alone on a Fridey nite is a thing of the past for me now.

·Anonymous E — 8.2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,639

@previous (A)
Does she give you a discount for repeat bookings?

+Anonymous H — 8.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,642

@542,638 (A)

In time, you will once again be home alone on a Fridey nite. Remember who was always by your side, saying "ur awesum" in those times.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,646

@542,639 (E)
You sound like a broken record. You've already assumed she is a hooker and I told you that she isn't. Deal with it, loser.
@previous (H)
I like being alone on some Fridey nites. I have no problem with that at all, and the last thing I care for on those nites is a nobody anon telling me that im awesum.

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

·Anonymous E — 8.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,647

@previous (A)
> she is a hooker

Yes I know. My question was, does she give you a discount for repeat bookings?

+Niebelgeiser !tDLdMOwwO. — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,651

Do not forget your duties.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 8.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #542,668

@542,639 (E)
hahahahahahahahahahaa

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,109

She's coming over. 5th time in a row. I already hit first base. Wondering if I can hit a home run.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,123

I hit a home run, folks. She just left with a massive hangover. I also have a slight one.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 6 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,505

She's coming over. Must clean up. It is a huge mess. Been sleeping on the couch. Bed must be cleaned, as it has been used as a table for the last week.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous K — 8.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,510

have fun

·Anonymous H — 8.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,511

@previous (K)

Please don't encourage OP's fibbing.

+Anonymous L — 8.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,516

@543,109 (A)
Have you been to the clinic yet? Frequent encounters with street workers can increase your chance of contracting FND. It's still a very real concern in your part of the world.

·Anonymous G — 8.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,532

@543,511 (H)
why?

+Syntax — 8.2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,534

So you had to get her drunk to get laid

·Anonymous H — 8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,538

@543,532 (G)

Because fibbing can be harmful.

@543,516 (L)

I'm all too aware of the threat of FND, I would never take such matters lightly.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,542

@543,510 (K)
Thanks. We did.
@543,511 (H)
@543,516 (L)
@543,534 (Syntax)
Nice jealousposts. Maybe if you guys fixed yourselves up a bit, you'd get a girl as well. Oh, who am I kidding? You all have the permanent mentality of an autistic 4-year old.

·Anonymous D — 8.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,543

@543,505 (A)
> Bed must be cleaned, as it has been used as a table for the last week.
Dude, you're a fucking mess. Just give it up already you're not fooling anyone.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #543,555

@previous (D)
That would be pretty lame of me to pretend that I have a female coming over. Not as lame as you to assume that I am lying, as if no one on Tinychan has a girlfriend. Your jealousy is really saddening.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 6 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #544,057

I didn't think she was coming over today, due to having to go to a funeral of her aunt tomorrow morning but she's coming. Luckily, she's not expecting me to go to the funeral. I hate anything church related.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #544,414

She’s coming over. She’s still a bit sad about her aunt’s passing but I believe I can cheer her up a bit.

+Anonymous N — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #544,415

Shit the fuck up

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 6 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,132

She's not coming over tonight. Instead, I'm going to her mother's house with her Sunday to introduce myself. I'm pretty nervous but I have flowers and a nice smile :D.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

·Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,133

@previous (A)

Don't drop the soap.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,135

@previous (H)

Oh, not sure why'd you say that. Not like I'm going to prison! Just going to my girlfriend's parent's house.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,223

@545,133 (H)

Everything went fine yesterday. No soap was involved.

·Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,224

@previous (A)

Your butthole is safe for another week.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,233

@previous (H)

What does that even mean? My butthole has been and always will be safe.

·Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,234

@previous (A)

I wish I could assure you that what you say is true, but that isn't the world we live in anymore, friend. A white guy can rape you in broad daylight, these days.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,235

@previous (H)

I'm a fast runner. Besides, if that were such a big threat, I could just get a pair of those anti-rape pants.

·Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,236

@previous (A)

> Anti-rape pants.l

Is that anything like putting little pieces of glass in your butt?

·Anonymous L — 8.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,248

@545,223 (A)
You should start washing your hands more.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,250

@545,236 (H)

Umm... No. Actual anti-rape pants exist and my girlfriend has a pair but she never wears them around me, of course.

@previous (L)
I use hands sanitizer and these wipes instead. I don't like the smell of any soap. It is unesessary.

·Anonymous L — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,251

@previous (A)
Pig disgusting.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,254

@previous (L)

Who cares? Soap isn't all that great either. At least this pig disgusting guy can pick up women, unlike you.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,429

I won't see her until next weekend. She's out with family on a cruise. We've been Facetiming, though.

·Anonymous H — 8.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,430

@previous (A)

Don't drop the soap.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.1 years ago, 6 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #545,816

She's coming over. I'm tired from work today but I am okay with it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 years ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,377

She's coming over. She quit her job that we both worked at and is working at an even higher paying job, so she's actually paying for dinner for once. How great!

·Anonymous H — 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,378

@previous (A)

Don't drop the soap.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,380

@previous (H)

We never shower together because she prefers baths (LOL).

·Anonymous H — 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,386

@previous (A)

Don't drop the soap.

+Anonymous O — 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,413

@544,057 (A)
You're s gay little stupid loser if you won't go to something 'church related' along with someone who means something to you.
Grow up you rediculous fag.

·Anonymous H — 8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,414

@previous (O)

You've exceeded the mad limit.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,419

@546,413 (O)

I understand you're mad but I don't understand why you're mad. Me not wanting to go to church makes me homosexual? You're a real dumb ass, aren't you?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 years ago, 6 days later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,789

This is it, folks. No more updates of when she's coming over because she has officially moved in.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,790

This means that I'm not going to be home alone any day of the week. I remember being like you guys, living with your parents or the few of you that live alone but have pets and/or pests as roommates. Maybe one day you'll be as lucky as me, to find the woman of your dreams. Good luck.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

·Anonymous H — 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #546,791

@546,789 (A)
@previous (A)

Don't drop the soap.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8 years ago, 1 week later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #547,137

@previous (H)

She's a pain in the ass. She knows that I don't use soap and says "I like a man that has a good smell". I'm like, "girl, what do you think this 400 dollar cologne is for"?

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