Topic: newfag here
+Anonymous A — 8.3 years ago #50,056
please explain the lore of this site, there's a lot of names and events and people i dont recognize, please help a possible new member of this beautiful place
+Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #540,308
> of this beautiful place
Please show me a link or topic that represents such.
Consider getting a eye exam.
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,310
@OP
Everyone who knows about this place is a virgin. No exceptions.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,311
@540,308 (B)
i was just kissing your ass hoping you all would tell me about this
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
i am, and i want to fucking die
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,312
@previous (A)
> i am, and i want to fucking die
why would you want to fucking die when you can die fucking?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,313
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
because it is impossible for me to even fuck
·Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,314
@540,311 (A)
Sad but true. One virgin gal on this site is now virgin no more as result of a meet up on this site
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,315
@540,313 (A)
> because it is impossible for me to even fuck
in what way
your dick is physically too small/fragile to penetrate a hole
or that teen claim that no female wants to fuck you
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,316
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
im 32 and never had a close female friend
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 42 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,317
@previous (A)
> im 32 and never had a close female friend
im 34 and neither did I! I win!
+Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,318
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
it's not a contest
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #540,319
@previous (D)
> it's not a contest
sure it isnt
for i didnt get the crown of oldest virgin yet
+Anonymous E — 8.3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #540,325
You'll get hazed. If you pass, it'll stop.
+Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #540,328
Sprite
Boners
Buttshits
Nuggets
I think that covers everything.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #540,329
@previous (F)
> Sprite
> Boners
> Buttshits
> Nuggets
>
> I think that covers everything.
FAR FROM IT
FEL
Satan
Dog AK47
Skycat
Obsession
Samefag
·Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #540,330
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Also,
FND
Reptilian sympathizing statist scum
OP is always a faggot
And more recently, Bert has passed.
P.S. Hail Satan.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Anonymous E — 8.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,333
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,334
@540,330 (F)
good job
not sure if it covered EVERYTHING yet tho
TC might be small but it certainly spawned so much throughout all these years
speaking of
where is OP
he stopped replying
i hope he didnt off himself for real
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,335
@540,333 (E)
One autistic cat samefagging, anyway
Drinking Sprite while reading your fucking headlines, and not giving a shit.
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Me either, probably got discouraged, or just went to sleep. Hope they return.
Also, Nicolas Cage posts here frequently.
(Edited 5 minutes later.)
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,337
@previous (F)
> Me either, probably got discouraged, or kust wemt to slerp. Hope they return.
yeah, was hoping to show him the bright side of being single
·Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,338
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
You mean spending autism bux on any autistic thing you want?
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,339
@previous (F)
of coz that's one
+Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,342
@540,330 (F)
> P.S. Hail Satan.·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,348
@previous (G)
that 3 pieces of "thing" on the rice..... are those chocolate chip cookies?
+Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,352
@540,316 (A)
I am 75, and and AND I am still virgin.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,353
@previous (Syntax)
Syntax was married
try again
+Anonymous I — 8.3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,354
@540,316 (A)
> im 32 and never had a close female friend
Go to bed Doc, go sleep this one off.
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,358
@540,353 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Being married doesn't mean U get laid.
·Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,359
@540,348 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think it is.
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,361
@540,352 (Syntax)
@540,358 (Syntax)
Dumb as all fuck clone
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,362
@OP
Later or 2Morrow I will post a new topic on the problem you brought up
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,376
@540,358 (Syntax)
> Being married doesn't mean U get laid.
having children does
tho my memory is hazy about that part so i try not to bring that up
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