Topic: My heart sings with Godly joy when I see all the threads here about coding, Minecraft and atheism...

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.3 years ago #50,026

...and I realize just how many of you have chosen to remain chaste virgins. God bless you all!

"Now concerning the things about which you wrote, it is good for a man not to touch a woman" - 1 Corinthians 7:1

+Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #539,976

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/World_happiness.png

+Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #539,977

How do you think your victims feel?

+Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #539,978

Too bad your dad didn't.

+Anonymous E — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,983

+Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,984

@539,977 (C)
What anon E said. Fuck off with your pedo stuff, this isn't the place for your sick fantasies.

·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,985

@previous (F)

I seem to have triggered you, by pressing Merrin to confess his own sins. Would you like to talk about what caused this trigger?

·Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,986

@previous (C)
@539,984 (F)
> What anon E said. Fuck off with your pedo stuff, this isn't the place for your sick fantasies.

·Dr.Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,987

@previous (F)

> Repressing this hard.

+Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,992

@OP
Pedophilia.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,999

@previous (G)
> Pedophilia.

Is a sin, and you are encouraged to seek urgent help for your unnatural urges. If you need my help in turning to Christ I am here to counsel you. God bless you!

·Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,002

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Pedophilia.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 54 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,003

@previous (G)
> Pedophilia.

I'm sensing a cry for help from you here. Clearly you have a fixation with pedophilia and you are asking me to help you. Very well, I shall do the Lord's work.

Firstly I need some background information about you so let's begin. In one word, please tell me what your number 1 favourite thing to search for on the internet is.

·Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,006

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,011

@previous (G)
Looks like I've backed you into a corner :))

·Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,017

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Ayy same comeback, different wording. Nice effort, Merrin/anonG. You're arguably better entertainment than the Doc back in the day. I miss the guy but you'll do. <3

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,018

@previous (G)
Lol I've totally destroyed you :)))))) So, so effortless :))

·Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,025

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
FUCK I'VE LOST TO A PEDOPHILE OH NO

·Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #540,031

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,036

@540,025 (G)
> FUCK I'VE LOST TO A PEDOPHILE OH NO

Yelling is a sign of losing control, which is dangerous in someone with such depraved sexual urges as you. I've rattled you, you should take a breather now, go cool off a bit.

·Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,039

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
FUCK I'VE LOST TO A PEDOPHILE OH NO

·Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,041

@previous (G)
> FUCK I'VE LOST

We know. Merrin wrecked you. It's embarrassing watching you flail about now.

+Anonymous H — 8.3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,043

Everyone who knows about this place is a virgin. No exceptions.

·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,048

@previous (H)

You seem a bit upset. Would you like to discuss the source of your anger?

·Anonymous H — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,050

@previous (C)

I'm not upset, I'm just stating the facts.

·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,052

@previous (H)

> I'm mad as hell, forum, and I am a huge faggot.

·Anonymous H — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,053

@previous (C)
I mean, you gotta waste a lot of time on the internet to even hear about this site. Why would you know about TC if you have a healthy, happy life and social interactions?

·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,056

@previous (H)

I found out about it from a poster, whom I omce knew. Thanks.

·Anonymous G — 8.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,076

@540,041 (F)
Okay, Merrin.

·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,087

@previous (G)
As a detector, I can confirm this.

+Anonymous I — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #540,092

+Anonymous J — 8.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #540,102

> ...and I realize just how many of you have chosen to remain chaste virgins.
>

Coding, Minecraft and atheism are things of autism and so virginity would not be by choice.

Though girls can be autists and still get gang-banged every day. Male autists end up as Elliott Rogers and Harvey Weinsteins.

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