Topic: Bert status?

+Anonymous A — 8.3 years ago #49,981

Whats this i hear that he died?

+Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 26 seconds later[T] [B] #539,606

he OD'd on everclear

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #539,608

What? When was this?

·Anonymous B — 8.3 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #539,609

@previous (A)
during the superbowl

+A Female Poster — 8.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #539,610

Is it safe for me to come out?

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #539,611

> Bert status
Drunk

+Anonymous E — 8.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #539,614

@539,610 (A Female Poster)
Consider yourself impregnated.

+Anonymous F — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #539,621

Details are still muddled. Best I can say, Bert died recently from nugget-related activity. Possibly BJ gone wrong.

+Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,651

@539,614 (E)
Did those street nuggets teach him the voodoo or something? Not sure how else that'd work.

@previous (F)
It does present a choking hazard.

·Fat Nigger !XUH8QdMbvI — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,654

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
My fat cock in bitchbert's cum-filled throat is a definite suffocation hazard.

+Anonymous H — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,659

Still dead I hope.

·TCNN Correspondent420 !!f3lDtWHgc — 8.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #539,663

New deets made availible @ 11. Apparently, police are on the look out for four large nugget males. Evidence is piling in favor of choking being the cause of death, though no official statement has been made. More details as they become availible. Probably @ 11.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

+Anonymous I — 8.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #539,668

Bert Update: still fat, still drunk, still working his way back to complete homelessness.

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