Topic: The situation that was the end of Bert still bothers me.
+Anonymous A — 8.4 years ago #49,969
We warned him against sucking nugget dick, if he'd listened to us, he'd still be alive today. Still be making unwanted sexual advances toward anything in a skirt. Still living off mommy and plotting to bang his sister. Still demonstrating how a true southern gentleman behaves.
Good riddance.(Edited 40 seconds later.)
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| Sprite | 1 | 50% | |
| Boners | 1 | 50% | |
+Anonymous B — 8.4 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #539,493
Please refer to the thread madaboutMerrin made about not making threads about people we shouldn't make threads about. Thanks.
+Anonymous C — 8.4 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #539,494

Bert has passed? Oh bummer.... He will be missed. His homelessness, bumming, rages, rape threats, and incoherent babbling will be missed.
R.I.P. Gaybert 1968-2018
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
+Syntax — 8.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #539,496
He wood have emailed me if he done died
No such mail exists
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,506
+Anonymous E — 8.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,507
@previous (A)
Are you planning on digging up their graves and sexing with them?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,508
@previous (E)
Heavens, no. Corpses aren't appropriate sexual partners.
+Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 49 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,510
@previous (A)
Stop kink shaming people. 😡
@OP
Donated $50 to the NAACP in his memory, it's what he would've wanted.
·Anonymous C — 8.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,512
@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
> Donated $50 to the NAACP in his memory, it's what he would've wanted.
True..... I think I shall do the same.
I wonder how his customers in Knoxville are taking this loss?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,513
@539,510 (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
Sorry, not appropriate sexual partners for me.
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,514
@539,510 (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
> Donated $50 to the NAACP in his memory, it's what he would've wanted.
> what he would've wanted
For a guy who make threads like this?
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/49957
Nah I dun think so
unless the CP here stands for Charred Penises ·Puca — 8.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,515
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
This is deeply disturbing, it was my understanding he had the utmost love and adoration for the Tennessean African community after servicing them diligently for years. :/
@539,512 (C)
It'll probably create a sort of prostitute power vacuum. You can't lose a key player like that without someone taking their place, but those are some big stilettos to fill.
@539,513 (A)
Thank you for being so understanding.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,516
@previous (Puca)
> This is deeply disturbing, it was my understanding he had the utmost love and adoration for the Tennessean African community after servicing them diligently for years. :/
he only adores the blacks, it doesnt make him all so non-racist
plus he only adores the blacks' charred penises ·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,520
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Oh, dear. Maybe he's been exploiting these poor people this whole time for his own selfish ends? I'm not too familiar with charred penis fetishists, but it doesn't sound very healthy tbh.
+Anonymous H — 8.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,522
@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
I'm not hip to the new lingo, but maybe it's just slang for bbc.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.4 years ago, 35 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #539,523
@539,520 (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
> exploiting these poor people this whole time for his own selfish ends
Sounds just like what he'd do
·Anonymous C — 8.4 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #539,556
Bump. For the memory of Bert.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,572

In the arms, of the angels...
·Anonymous C — 8.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,575
May he spread his wings and fly.
+Anonymous I — 8.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,687
fuckin retards he posted on mc few hours ago
·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,692
@previous (I)
He's an imposter.
·Dr.Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,693
@previous (C)
As a doctor, I can confirm this. Why are these psychotic, fucktard trolls being so insensitive?
·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,698
@previous (Dr.Anonymous A)
They just don't have any fucking sympathy. Here we are, mourning the loss of Bert, and they wanna play games.
Psychotic, fucktard trolls is right.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,738
Just a friendly reminder, that Bert has passed. Any "Bert" you talk to is either a clone or a ghost. Do not be fooled by their drunk posts, and incoherent ramblings.
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,739
@previous (A)
I now NO for a fact bert is still Alive - Still has the job and still is spending money
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,740
@previous (Syntax)
I expected more from you, Syntax. You were his only friend.
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,741
@previous (A)
And I am still his friend - That said I never ever once supported how he treated women on the net
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,742
@previous (Syntax)
He'll always be your friend, deep down in your heart. RIP Bert, you drunken angel.
+Anonymous J — 8.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,743
@539,741 (Syntax)
lol some friend you are.
He still remembers all your samefagging posts when he was homeless - telling him he should go dumpster diving or to jail for food.
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,744
@previous (J)
bert no's my cents of humor.
·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,745
Sure is quiet here without that drunken fag. I'm sure he's looking down on all of us, keeping us safe.
·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,746
@539,739 (Syntax)
> I now NO for a fact bert is still Alive - Still has the job and still is spending money
In any event he is still alive, just because he tells you he has a job, you believe him? He was a lying sack of shit.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,747
@previous (C)
*Peace be with him.
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 19 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,779
@539,746 (C)
He takes serious photos of serious money and posts such on minichan
He posts pics of his dinner which all 2often is MC D's and upgraded to Panda recently
I cannot remember one single lie from him - Not kidding
·Anonymous C — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,788
@previous (Syntax)
You call anywhere from 150 to 200 serious money? Seriously?
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,789
@previous (C)
He paid off his bail which was over $1000 - Forget his list but it was about $2000 of other payments
For him that is a TON of money
I think he got car insurance n such
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,807
@previous (Syntax)
Dead men can't make money. Thanks.
·Anonymous H — 8.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,808
@previous (A)
But they vote in Illinois!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,809
@previous (H)
They sure do, bud.
·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #539,817
@539,807 (A)
No, but they can make you money if the kidneys are still fresh.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #539,964
@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
This I can not deny.
·Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #539,969
@539,817 (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
lol
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 6 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #540,289
Bump.
Rest in peace, Bert. You're drinking 5-shot cocktails with Satan, now.
+Anonymous K — 8.3 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #541,159
@539,817 (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
His kidneys haven't been fresh for 30 years
+Anonymous L — 8.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #541,174

KILL ALL NIGGERS AND JEWS
THEY WONT STOP LOOKING AT YOU
YOUR JUST MONEY ON LEGS
A WALKING ATM TO THEM
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #541,178
@previous (L)
This thread is in memprial of the passing of poor old Bert. Please stop trying to derail it, thanks.
·Anonymous D — 8.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #541,179
@previous (A)
bert will be watching Vols 2Morrow
"No. 3 Tennessee’s round one game is against No. 14 Wright State on Thursday at 12:40 p.m. ET on truTV." ·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #541,180
@previous (D)
How can he watch the sportsball gaem, when he isn't even alive?
·Syntax — 8.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #541,181
@previous (A)
How do we No ur alive? You could be a bot programmed for this kinda lulz
Around here there are people like you who claim ducky ain't a girl.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #541,183
@previous (Syntax)
I seem to have struck a nerve, don't worry. You will eventually come to terms with the passing of your friend.
+Anonymous M — 8.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #541,240
sprite
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