Topic: Egypt - Jihadis Attempt to Blow Up Great Pyramid, Extra-Terrestrials Return Fire!
+Anonymous A — 8.4 years ago #49,898
Tuesday 1/18/2019On Tuesday morning, a ragtag band of Muslim fundamentalists attempted to tunnel under the Great Pyramid of Giza with the intent of planting and detonating a crude thermonuclear device underneath it. They were instantly annihilated by an intense bream of
Dr. Logico Vulcano, professor of particle physics and other whack shit at Rome's Universita Capitano Circo observed: "A highly advanced civilization from the Samsung Galaxy built the Great Pyramid as a landing facility 6,000 years ago. Rather than post a security detail at the site, they have been monitoring it from a spaceship directly overhead, in geostationary orbit. Normally, this ship is invisible, but, in order to fire their particle beam, they had to momentarily turn off their cloaking device."
He added: "Usually, these guys are peaceful and polite
A statement on the website globalcaliphatenow.jih read: "The great pyramids were built by arrogant unbelievers. They shall soon suffer the same fate as the library at Alexan...THIS IS AMMON-RE THE FORTY-THIRD, RULER OF YOUR ENTIRE GALACTIC CLUSTER. KEEP YOUR FILTHY OPPOSABLE-THUMB HANDS OFF MY PYRAMIDS. SAME GOES FOR STONEHENGE, YOU PATHETIC APE-MEN! (Automatically translated by Google!)"
+Anonymous B — 8.4 years ago, 4 hours later[T] [B] #538,578
Didn't read lol
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,579
+Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #538,647
The extracanuckians were right in this instance to oppose the fatwa against pyramids being used as orgone accumulators, especially those with such historical significance.
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