Topic: Please Fucking Kill Me

+Anonymous A — 8.4 years ago #49,855

My crush rejected me a few months ago… Feeling depressed, anybody wanna subscribe to my youtube channel and watch me inject Dr. pepper into my hand?

Because that's what I'm about to do right now. I'm going to inject Dr. Pepper in my hand.

Anyway, check out my video while I get this picture taken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8IJMCzzvP0

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 46 seconds later[T] [B] #538,210

Why Dr. Pepper you might ask… Well, it's basically delicious caramel in a syringe and I'm hoping that it will hit my heart and kill me…

Okay… Uploading picture…

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #538,211

I'm alive… Right into the bloodstream.

Fuck, I feel sick.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #538,212

Feeling really sick… Starting to sweat… Defiantly not dead though…

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #538,213

Everybody makes fun of me and all I want to do is make videos for people…

It's so hot in here…

I absolutely gotta get naked.

+Anonymous B — 8.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #538,214

I'm pretty sure the site you're looking for is minichan.org
They have lots of suicide experts who can tell you the best way to do it on the cheap.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #538,222

I already tried to post on minichan, they called me an idiot for injecting dr pepper and told me to get the fuck out and then a mod banned me...

+Anonymous C — 8.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #538,223

@538,213 (A)
Your cock is hilariously small. No wonder you want to off yourself.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #538,224

Lol who is this even?

+Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #538,225

Can't imagine why she rejected you, bud. Better luck next time.

+Anonymous F — 8.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,230

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)

Perhaps you should bring OP some good fortune, instead of the misfortune your kind is so notable for.

+Anonymous G — 8.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,233

@538,224 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
i thought it was you

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,234

@previous (G)

·Anonymous G — 8.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,235

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
no i legitimately thought it was you cause i dont remember exactly what you look like

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.4 years ago, 36 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,236

@previous (G)
Who could forget this face?

·Anonymous G — 8.4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,237

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
well me apparently

·Anonymous B — 8.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,238

@538,236 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You've gotten older.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,239

@538,237 (G)
It happens

@previous (B)
As do we all

+Anonymous H — 8.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,246

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Remember the good old days when you worked in a hotel.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,250

@previous (H)
When I was with that abusive girlfriend?

I've tried to block most of it out

·Pepperidge Farms — 8.4 years ago, 59 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #538,254

@538,246 (H)

Remember when darkies had their own facilities and a woman's place was the kitchen?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

+Anonymous I — 8.4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,336

@538,222 (A)
> I already tried to post on minichan, they called me an idiot for injecting dr pepper and told me to get the fuck out and then a mod banned me...

You need to try the Tide Pod Challenge!

Stuff on this if you web search.

Or convert to Islam and do a Truck of Peace attack.

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