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Topic: What do you say to Oprah Winfrey after having anal sex with her?

+Anonymous A — 8.6 years ago #49,842

“How Now, Brown Cow!”

+Anonymous B — 8.6 years ago, 31 seconds later[T] [B] #537,947

i'd only expect to find quality posts like this on ANT

+vocalon — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #537,948

I was expecting over 9000 penises.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

+Anonymous D — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #537,949

"You moron!"

+George — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #537,950

"Okay, give me the car now!"

+Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #537,961

You should probably get tested.

+Anonymous G — 8.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #537,963

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)
This is what you can expect if you run for president.

+Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #538,045

@537,948 (vocalon)
> I was expecting over 9000 penises.

Madam, President Over 9000 Penises.

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #538,046

Would her best friend in the world, Harvey Weinstein, be there during the sex?

+Anonymous I — 8.6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #538,048

@previous (H)

Be there? He'll probably be involved.

·Anonymous H — 8.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #538,063

@previous (I)

If that's the case she'll cover her lover in honey and release the bees.

·Anonymous I — 8.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #538,068

@previous (H)

NOT THE BEES! OH GOD, NOT THE BEES!

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