Topic: I bought a Blackmore BTU5001 750W Bluetooth speaker.

+Anonymous A — 8.4 years ago #49,838

Bc I'm tired of listening to rap at work. This beast should blow the Bose Soundlink III, that my coworkers use, out of the water. Hope they like Tom Waits, Primus, and all the other grate music I listen to.

+Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 13 hours later[T] [B] #537,897

Trying to drown out rap with good music is racist.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #537,904

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)

I identify as a racist. You have to respect my identity, or my Jewish lawyers will be so far up your ass, you'll be coughing up kippahs.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #537,920

Today, some nugget said in a rap, "You need a spacesuit to get up to this latitude", then said somebody was a moron.

Needless to say, that nugget seems a bit confused.

·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #537,958

@previous (A)
You've got a bad latitude problem, you indigenous son of a bitch.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #537,984

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)

You're right, this latitude is kind of shitty, at least around this part. I'm only a small percentage indigenous, tho.

·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #537,997

@previous (A)
Sorry, bud. One drop rule applies, you're now officially a nugget. It's not all bad, you also get a life supply of free grape drank.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,001

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)

Is this "drank" medicated?

·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,005

@previous (A)
You'll need the dealer DLC package for that.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,007

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)

You're telling me I have to pay extra, to enjoy all the perks of being a nugget?

Fuck that shit.

·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,010

@previous (A)
Well you can still have all the grape koolaid you want as a nugget. That must count for something.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,017

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)

What, $0.30 a packet?

·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 21 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,080

@previous (A)
Pretty sure you now qualify for something called EBT (not to be confused with BET).

With the government shutdown you can even run an illegal ~~lemonade~~ grape drank stand and make money off your lifetime supply of grape drank.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,086

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)

Selling it to other nuggets? They have unlimited grape drank privledges.

·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,089

@previous (A)
Right, but they're nuggets, so they'll still buy it. Nugget logic.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,092

@previous (Púca !!aB3hpTnAo)

Are you telling me this is my fate? Stuck in an eternal loop of selling grape drank to nuggets, just so I can spend my money on grape drank from other nuggets?

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

+Anonymous C — 8.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,093

@previous (A)
20 goto 10

·Púca !!aB3hpTnAo — 8.4 years ago, 23 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #538,138

@538,092 (A)
More or less.

If you're lucky you'll eventually unlock the rapper class, then you're eligible for some sweet big pharma money for pushing brand name drugs in your songs. That class isn't always successful, so being able to fall back on your black market grape drank stand will see you through the darkest days in the hood.

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