
According to
this article, the economy is so bad that even middle class women are scraping through trash cans looking for food. Assuming you don't get fired in the meantime, this'll probably be your last chance to get laid with either sex, no matter how fat, dirty or disgusting you happen to be.
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@OP
Oh damn - Today on MC I used that article with a minor text mod as a reply to prove Matt in total error about people who actually eat garbage