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Topic: My Alt-Right-Hand Makes Me Cum Harder Than Any Pussy Could
+Anonymous A — 8.5 years ago #49,699

Anyone else have trouble cumming from blue-jobs?
Even the snatch doesn't do it for me, after I've came a few times in a day...
Which begs the question, how many times should you/can you cum in a day? After a few fuck sessions, I can't cum, or it's just a little dribble left. I guess every man has a diff cum reservoir. Is there any way to 'cum buckets' after you've already came a few times?
Sometimes I just half-ass it because fuck damn this shit is retarded.
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+Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #536,908
Some of us were having dry orgasms before the wet ones arrived. Memories of no mess no fuss after. Dry later in life seems like a bargain to me.
+Anonymous C — 8.5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,909
Discuss it with your doktor, it's the reich thing to do.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,910
PS, Why does the frog have a pink tip?
·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,913
@previous (A)
Not so much so easy to find a Frog Penis because of a viral mistrake won finds on search but I did press on and here you go
It never enters the female - Drizzles sperm over layed eggs and can do this for several days in row
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,914
@previous (Syntax)
I made you google frog dick lmao
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·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,915
@previous (A)
Ya did not make me do anything. Wot I did was show U the error of your opening image.
+Anonymous D — 8.5 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #537,000
@previous (Syntax)
Were you upset about the inaccuracies of the frog dick portrayed in op's pic?
·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #537,003
@previous (D)
Until topic I had no clue wot a frogs dick looked like. Also the blue sweater tends to tell us that Frog was made inaccurate
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #537,012
obviously you didnt try ctrl-alt-right-hand fappin
dats the real deal nugget
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #537,191
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Holy shet this is incredible
It's like getting a bj from god
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