Topic: My Right-Hand Makes Me Cum Harder Than Any Pussy Could

+Anonymous A — 8.5 years ago #49,691

Anyone else have trouble cumming from blow-jobs?

Even the snatch doesn't do it for me, after I've came a few times in a day...

Which begs the question, how many times should you/can you cum in a day? After a few fuck sessions, I can't cum, or it's just a little dribble left. I guess every man has a diff cum reservoir. Is there any way to 'cum buckets' after you've already came a few times?

Sometimes furious masturbation feels better than pussy, because you can apply that 'kung-fu grip'.

+Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #536,861

@OP
For fucks sake eco, go shit up some other board already.

+Markup Symtacks — 8.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,862

@previous (B)
Eco maybe can not not not shit up other boards. Re:was "band from most boards" - with good reason. He does not not not contribute anything - besides shitty post about maybe not so much so interesting topics.

Eye wood say IGNORING him might be the best way to get rid of him. BUT he has already showed he does not not NOT care if anyone talks back - he will just keep right on talking.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,863

@previous (Markup Symtacks)
Matt was banned for this kind of bullshit. Why is eco still allowed to flood the front page with his shit? He's even copying Matt's threads (scat fetish, fake pregnant girlfriends, endless sex threads).

·Markup Symtacks — 8.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,864

@previous (B)
Good question, a couple of every thread he posts seems to be some type of Matt shtick. Either slightly altered - or just flat out COPIED. Which maybe is why so some people tink he IS Matt.

Wood explain y he is "band from most boards".

+Anonymous D — 8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,865

@536,861 (B)
@536,863 (B)
shut the fuck up nigger. why is your only response to seeing something you don't like--to ask for it to be banned?
How are you able to function in a society even?

·Eco (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,866

"Screw you guys; I'm goin' home!"

+Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,867

@previous (Eco)
The two er three of you are about to bring a child on2 Planet Earth - You the gal and 'kung-fu grip'.

Please let someone else raise that child.

·Eco (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,868

@previous (Syntax)
I was referencing 'Caress Me Down' By Sublime in a joking manner. Maybe I need to work on my sense of humor.

·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,870

@536,865 (D)
Where did I ask for him to be banned you fucking retard?

+Crypto Q — 8.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,886

@OP

I think it means you are a homosexual.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,887

@536,863 (B)
> He's even copying Matt's threads (scat fetish, fake pregnant girlfriends, endless sex threads).
Citation needed

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,888

@op
4 times in one morning
days of too tired to fap and a good stock of fapping materials made my high score

·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,892

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

I remember a post by ducky where she was complaining about how long fap session wore out her arm and arm ended up in much pain

·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,901

@previous (Syntax)
Lol yeah, that man sure jerks off a lot! The guy really needs to find himself a woman.

·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,902

@previous (B)

YOU for sum reason want ducky to B Male instead of female.
There is at least one mod here on TC who has nakkid pics of her. I was offered them from the former BF and said no thank ya

·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,904

@previous (Syntax)
> There is at least one mod here on TC who has nakkid pics of her.

No there isn't. Stop believing everything people tell you on the internet.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,905

@previous (B)

> Stop believing everything people tell you on the internet.

C the thing is there was that time she was on Web Cam where we all got a total view of the deep valley from where one day a child will suckle

·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,906

@previous (Syntax)
Yeah, that didn't happen.

·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,911

@previous (B)
You could aks Mod Fuchs. Send him a PM and see if he will reply.

Also Wade Wilson who is here often was on that Cam session.

·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,912

@previous (Syntax)
It didn't happen dude. Come to terms with that. Ducky is a guy pretending to be a young woman.

+Anonymous H — 8.5 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,937

@536,892 (Syntax)
Creepy old man.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,938

@536,912 (B)
> Ducky is a guy pretending to be a young woman.

As duck's homie I can confirm this dawg

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