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Topic: Why I'm Not Ashamed Of My D.U.I.'s

+Anonymous A8.5 years ago #49,681

img_2942.jpgLulz at bitchy faggots who get irate about drunk-driving. I used to drive without a license or insurance, with open-liquor, sometimes so high on Molly that my vision shakes and the car spins.

Sue me. Idgaf. My counselor whined that she knew someone who died from a drunk driver and acted disdainfully toward me ever since. Told her I'm an honorary member of D.A.M.M. (Drunks Against Mad Mothers).

The elder generations fondly-refer to it as 'booze-cruisin', and it wasn't always frowned upon. In some countries you're allowed a beer or two behind the wheel. We just allow bleeding-hearted feminists to shape policy.

Everyone responds differently to alcohol, so you can't say x number of drinks necessarily makes an experienced driver too=impaired to drive. My ex's parents used to drive me home safely every night after pounding back ~15 beers.

How to cheat a breathylizer: https://www.azduiatty.com/how-to-fool-the-breathalyzer.htm
Faggot Pigs trying to combat ride-check tip-off's: https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/police-fight-back-against-tweets-that-reveal-ride-checkpoints/article4182100/

To the MADD lobby and white-knights...come at me bro

+Kinno Elms8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #536,815

1513632176166-1.jpg> D.U.I.'s
> D.U.I. is.

Fokong odoot!

+Anonymous C8.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,840

I love how you wrote hoping that we would fight you. Keep doin it bud. We don't give a fuck. You are a faggot tho.

+Anonymous D8.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,844

my last two were dismissed..

+Anonymous E8.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,845

It's the most effective way of surviving a crash.

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+Crypto Q8.5 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,885

@OP

Your hand is old and wrinkled.

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