
Ever since Gardein phased out most of their faux-meat products in Canada, I haven't been able to satisfy my cravings for savory food.
I have been strictly vegan for 12+ years, but have recurring dreams about scarfing down meat products, and may give in and eat turkey this Christmas.
Should I feel guilty?
You need moar protein, so your subconscious mind is trying to make your conscious mind see reason.
@536,742 (eternal god emperor Obama)
He craves the clock? I usually don't give a fuck what time it is.
@previous (E)
Time's tyranny is inescapable. We're all clock slaves for a finite period of time.
@previous (D)
> We're all clock slaves for a finite period of time.
Just what I feel during office time
As someone who doesn't see the benefit of veganism, I can only say that meat tastes good and to write it off is silly.
Secondly, are you actually full vegan, or just vegetarian?
And while we're on the subject of dream eating, last night I dreamed I was eating room-temperature pizza while hiding in my parents messy walk-in closet. There might have also been something about a barbeque grill that was left burning until the cheap metal cover actually melted and started a fire which left the back wall of the closet open about halfway up.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Analysis-A house fire will show you a new path. That'll cost ya 3 cases of Sprite.
@536,811 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
There's no escape.
@previous (B)
3 cases of sprite for
that flimsy analysis? Are you even a licensed dream analyst?
Let's deconstruct what we have to work with here.
-closet (messy, walk-in, their parents specifically)
A closet may represent something they want to kept hidden and safe, but is it themselves, their love of cold pizza, something else? It's obvious once you suss out the picture the other symbols have painted. The painting tells an old story to students of eschatology and doomsday peppers alike. The beginning of the end.
-pizza (ROOM TEMP!?)
Naturally this is the most disturbing imagery evoked by the dream. The pizza is cold and someone... eats it. This shows a lack of preparedness, but preparedness for what?
The act of actually doing the unthinkable and eating cold pizza suggests lawlessness.
-Grill (lit, destroying itself)
A crucible, consuming itself in a conflagrant display, but is it just a grill? Of course not. This symbol CLEARLY represents global warming, the grill is the globe, the cheap cover is the ozone layer, the ozone layer is being destroyed, and they're unprepared for the apocalypse.
Now that things are coming together some we see that the lawlessness suggested above is probably to do with their own survival during this cataclysm.
-Fire
Can represent volatility, certainly represents destruction, but fire doesn't just destroy, it cleanses. Their unconscious mind knows the looming environmental catastrophe will cleanse the earth of a grate deal of mouth breathers, zomgroids (FND+ persons), people that still say YOLO, etc.
-Closet wall burning/hole created in wall
Remember how the closet was their parents?
The reason the closet wall burns is because their parents, society, government, or any other authority can't stop the apocalypse or shield them from what's to come, no one can. The fire has created an exit, now it's time to go, there's nothing left in the closet for them except maybe some golf clubs or something, they'll have to venture into the wastelands and face an uncertain fate during Earth's final chapters. They ought to grab the golf clubs if they're there anyway, could be useful for low level encounters or w/e.
In the end maybe this dream about the end is more of a premonition.
We don't know what'll come next, but the smart money is on a Road Warrior type scenario involving scorpions being milked for drugs, mutants, violence, dune buggies, a cameo appearance from Charles Manson, and Mussolini preforming a piano solo.
Or maybe their dream was really just their subconscious mind instructing them to commit arson instead, I dunno.
Fuckalms still lives with her parents..
Gardein still has products here...
@536,824 (H)
Meanwhile you're in your 50s and live with your mom.
@536,823 (D)
My dream analyses are %100 honest and trü. Three cases is even the "comrade price," I usually charge 6.
You're just trying to disprove my amazing abilities, discriminator.
Yes.
@previous (Ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What you doing for Christmas ducky? Is Santa going to fill your empty stocking?