Topic: How To Get Your Woman More Comfortable Taking It Up The Poop-Chute?
+Eco — 8.5 years ago #49,657
How can I get my girl more comfortable with anal sex? She sometimes complains that it hurts. I try to ease into her slowly and not pull out quick, and use lots of lube and fingers to warm her up.She's pregnant now, so I don't wanna fuck her pussy too much now, out of fear of rupturing something.
We fuck 5+ times a day, so I sometimes can't cum from vaginal or oral sex, and need the tightness of her bum to blow my load.
Any tips?
+Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 21 minutes later[T] [B] #536,735
@OP
Oh dude let the shtick go already.
Oh dude let the shtick go already.
+Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,737
+Anonymous D — 8.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,738
Threaten to kill yourself, until she agrees to it.
·Eco (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,740
@536,737 (Syntax)
Thank you, Syntax, I'm happy to be your guys' resident ass-clown lol. If you get sick of me just give the word, and I'll go infest some other corner of the Internet
Thank you, Syntax, I'm happy to be your guys' resident ass-clown lol. If you get sick of me just give the word, and I'll go infest some other corner of the Internet
+eternal god emperor Obama — 8.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,741
op is a fag I don't know how his boyfriend got a baby
·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,743
@536,740 (Eco)
It's just that Matt got banned for this shtick and now you've picked up where he left off. 5 days ago you decided to try for a kid. Then yesterday your 'girlfriend' was "officially" confirmed as pregnant (not medically possible). Now you're asking how to fuck your pregnant gf up the ass. It's the exact same storyline Matt used.
It's just that Matt got banned for this shtick and now you've picked up where he left off. 5 days ago you decided to try for a kid. Then yesterday your 'girlfriend' was "officially" confirmed as pregnant (not medically possible). Now you're asking how to fuck your pregnant gf up the ass. It's the exact same storyline Matt used.
·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,745
+Anonymous F — 8.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,748
OPenis is Matt.
·Anonymous D — 8.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,749
+Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,751
·eternal god emperor Obama — 8.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,753
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! FUCKING DIE YOU MONKEY. I'M GONNA GO TO THE ASSHOLE BITCH FUCK RAID.
·eternal god emperor Obama — 8.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,754
I'M GONNA SMASH A ZEBRA IN THE ASS WITH MY MONKEY DILDO AND FAGGORAS CAN'T STOP ME
·eternal god emperor Obama — 8.5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,755
THERE ARE MAYORS. CITY LEADERS. BETWEEN US SO CALLED HASTERT. FUCKING HAD IT BIRCH!! GO FUCKING DIE OF AIDS
·eternal god emperor Obama — 8.5 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,756
I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY OP AND EVERY ONE WITHIN 3 HOPS OF YOU
·eternal god emperor Obama — 8.5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,757
DON'T TEMPT A DICTATOR YOU BLASTED FAGGOT
·OBAMA — 8.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,758
FUCKING DIE YOU TRUMP FUCKER
·OBAMA — 8.5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,759
I'M ABOVE HIM I WILL MAKE SURE THE RICH KEEP GETTING RICHER AND TRUMP CAN'T CHANGE THAT.
·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,761
Eco
So like Y U insist on causing your new love pain?
Y do U Crave ramming your dick in Sewage - As drugged addicted as you have been you must still be aware of what the hole is designed for as Sewer Pipe Outlet ONLY
Did you play with your Shit as a child? Have you smelled shit recently or are your nasal passages burned out from drugs
So like Y U insist on causing your new love pain?
Y do U Crave ramming your dick in Sewage - As drugged addicted as you have been you must still be aware of what the hole is designed for as Sewer Pipe Outlet ONLY
Did you play with your Shit as a child? Have you smelled shit recently or are your nasal passages burned out from drugs
·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,762
+Eco — 8.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,769
@536,761 (Syntax)
Re: scat fetish, yes I had one. I now find it vile
Re: my nasal passages, off coke for about a month, but still have runny, blood-caked nostrils
Re: pain associated with anal, sometimes she says she likes it and asks me to go harder, so I dunno. Maybe I'll reconsider this form of play.
As for the other comments, gimme a fuckin' break; I'm TRYING desperately to change my ways, but failing in epic proportions.
Maybe if I received a compliment once in a blue moon or some sympathy and understanding, I wouldn't be such a trainwreck.
Sorry for existing...
Re: scat fetish, yes I had one. I now find it vile
Re: my nasal passages, off coke for about a month, but still have runny, blood-caked nostrils
Re: pain associated with anal, sometimes she says she likes it and asks me to go harder, so I dunno. Maybe I'll reconsider this form of play.
As for the other comments, gimme a fuckin' break; I'm TRYING desperately to change my ways, but failing in epic proportions.
Maybe if I received a compliment once in a blue moon or some sympathy and understanding, I wouldn't be such a trainwreck.
Sorry for existing...
·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,772
@previous (Eco)
I wouldn't be such a trainwreck.
> Sorry for existing...
Dude you have no clue what a train wreck is like until you end up with a baby to take care of. Laying most of that work on wife will be not so much so pleasant for her
Now if you are looking for honesty from me you got it - If you want complements you are 4Sure in the wrong place
I wouldn't be such a trainwreck.
> Sorry for existing...
Dude you have no clue what a train wreck is like until you end up with a baby to take care of. Laying most of that work on wife will be not so much so pleasant for her
Now if you are looking for honesty from me you got it - If you want complements you are 4Sure in the wrong place
+Eco — 8.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,774
How can I delete my posts?
I seem to have upset ppl and made a fool of myself (I honestly can't help it. I need to vent; if not here, then somewhere else). I just want to restore some semblance of normality in my life and stay out-of-trouble/go straight. Feel like such an idiot rn
I seem to have upset ppl and made a fool of myself (I honestly can't help it. I need to vent; if not here, then somewhere else). I just want to restore some semblance of normality in my life and stay out-of-trouble/go straight. Feel like such an idiot rn
·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,776
·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,777
@536,774 (Eco)
The only way your posts will go away is hummmmmm well this stuff last time I looked was up in a fancy net cloud.
Enjoy the time you have left on Planet Earth is about all I can advise. It is beyond my imagination to imagine the two of you bringing in a new baby in2 Planet Earth.
The only way your posts will go away is hummmmmm well this stuff last time I looked was up in a fancy net cloud.
Enjoy the time you have left on Planet Earth is about all I can advise. It is beyond my imagination to imagine the two of you bringing in a new baby in2 Planet Earth.
·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,778
@previous (Syntax)
> It is beyond my imagination to imagine the two of you bringing in a new baby in2 Planet Earth.
That because it's made-up Matt shtick.
> It is beyond my imagination to imagine the two of you bringing in a new baby in2 Planet Earth.
That because it's made-up Matt shtick.
+Eco — 8.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,779
@536,777 (Syntax)
Thank you, Syntax I appreciate your honesty...
To exacerbate things, I omitted one critical detail that I'm reluctant to share, but I'm no good at keeping secrets if you can't tell: she used to work as an escort.
I really don't mind, as she was 'forced' into it, and as a result, knows how to blow my mind in the bedroom. How can I judge her, as someone who's fucked strippers and escorts myself and been beaten up by pimps? She also got me to smoke crack for the first time (the things I do for love...)
We've both been through Hell and are still recovering from poly-substance addictions, but her crazy matches mine, so I think we're set. I'm not gonna start anymore threads, as I've wreaked enough havoc for awhile lol. One day at a time I guess.
Thank you, Syntax I appreciate your honesty...
To exacerbate things, I omitted one critical detail that I'm reluctant to share, but I'm no good at keeping secrets if you can't tell: she used to work as an escort.
I really don't mind, as she was 'forced' into it, and as a result, knows how to blow my mind in the bedroom. How can I judge her, as someone who's fucked strippers and escorts myself and been beaten up by pimps? She also got me to smoke crack for the first time (the things I do for love...)
We've both been through Hell and are still recovering from poly-substance addictions, but her crazy matches mine, so I think we're set. I'm not gonna start anymore threads, as I've wreaked enough havoc for awhile lol. One day at a time I guess.
·Syntax — 8.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,780
@previous (Eco)
I think you explained her er professional past. A member here from Canada recently took some money to watch a guy jack off. Most of us still think well of her
> but her crazy matches mine
Oh yea she is fully ready to raise a child
I think you explained her er professional past. A member here from Canada recently took some money to watch a guy jack off. Most of us still think well of her
> but her crazy matches mine
Oh yea she is fully ready to raise a child
+Eco — 8.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,781
@previous (Syntax)
We have 9 months to prepare. She's done well abstaining from alcohol and drugs (as have I), although she steals the odd drag from my cigs, so I gotta quit that too. It's a lot. We both have job interviews on the horizon this week, and we have supportive fams. We had a similar fall-from-grace, you could say, but I am optimistic that I will one day be a librarian again (or complete my PhD and teach at the university-level, if my dreams materialize). She has of Bach. of Acting and recently got an offer to attend a top film school in New York. Sometimes good people do bad things, and fall off-the-wagon, but recovery is always a possibility.
We have 9 months to prepare. She's done well abstaining from alcohol and drugs (as have I), although she steals the odd drag from my cigs, so I gotta quit that too. It's a lot. We both have job interviews on the horizon this week, and we have supportive fams. We had a similar fall-from-grace, you could say, but I am optimistic that I will one day be a librarian again (or complete my PhD and teach at the university-level, if my dreams materialize). She has of Bach. of Acting and recently got an offer to attend a top film school in New York. Sometimes good people do bad things, and fall off-the-wagon, but recovery is always a possibility.
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