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Topic: Bert is again showing all the "geown ass man.. " He is. Everclear, Purchase & On the Road to Satan

+Anonymous A8.5 years ago #49,648

Berts knoxvill tn Bobs Liquor marke.jpg
Everclear, the near-poison vodka, is the trickiest alcohol there is.
Everclear is possibly the only wrong way to consume alcohol. It turns the best of us into hot messes and can basically ruin your life. Plus, you don’t really know anything about it. Let’s change that.

There is literally no alcohol in existence that’s more potent.

Everclear is 190-proof. Let me make that clear. It is 95% alcohol. By comparison, most rum and vodka clock in between 40% to 60%, or 80 to 120-proof. As of right now, Everclear is deemed the strongest alcohol on earth: chemistry doesn’t allow anything stronger than 191-proof to exist.

It’s so bad that it’s literally illegal to buy the 190-proof in somewhere between 14 and 16 states (nobody seems to agree on the definite number). So that many state legislatures have got together and said, “This is not okay.” These states include California, Florida, Maine, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Iowa, Michigan, New York, Nevada, Ohio, Washington, North Carolina, New Hampshire, and Minnesota.

There are also some states, like Pennsylvania, where you can only buy Everclear if you can prove beforehand that you’re not going to drink it, but are going to use it for non-drinking purposes (like cleaning). Somehow, it manages to find its way into every state’s party anyway.


https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/everclear-facts-you-didnt-know

Thank you to minichan for permission to repost berts topic

(Edited 38 seconds later.)


+Anonymous B8.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #536,600

Everclear didn_t even help meme.jpg

+Anonymous C8.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,601

full re-todd.jpg> asking permission to repost shitty topics

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,604

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> > asking permission to repost shitty topics

·Anonymous C8.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,608

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In other words, you're shilling for minichan.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,609

@previous (C)

For unknown reason bert chose minichan for his quality post of preparation for living on streets soon enough. A few here cannot access mc.
I did this as a pubic service.

·Anonymous C8.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,611

@previous (A)
As one of those few who cannot access mc, I can confirm that no1cars.

+Anonymous D8.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,612

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·Anonymous C8.5 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,613

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+Anonymous E 8.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,614

I haven't been to Bob's in quite awhile..


And actually...the last time I stopped by there...they were not selling smokes yet...as many package stores do here now..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·Anonymous B8.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,615

@previous (E)
So that receipt was a fake?

·Anonymous E 8.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,616

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Yes...but this one is not..

+Anonymous F8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,617

@previous (E)
You are drinking again right?

+Anonymous G8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,620

@536,616 (E)
That's a fake receipt Bert.

OPs pic was not.

(Edited 59 seconds later.)


+Anonymous H8.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,626

@previous (G)

To be fair, it would accurately reflect Bert's account, if you put a "-" in front of the sum.

·Anonymous G8.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,628

@previous (H)
That is true bud!

+Anonymous I8.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,630

@536,626 (H)
How could Bert accrue that much debt?

...unless the debt was some sort of court ordered reparations for spreading FND or maybe it's just restitution for harming brands like Everclear and Wendy's?

·Anonymous H8.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,632

@previous (I)

Honesty, I don't want to know how he accrued it.

·Anonymous C8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,633

@536,630 (I)
Honestly I don't think bert could've done much harm to Wendy's. I've seen them as low-tier fast food place for many years.

·Anonymous E 8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,634

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this was dinner tonight...btw..

·Anonymous C8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,635

@previous (E)
that's one sad-ass burger

+Anonymous J8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,636

@OP
I'm unimpressed by the chemistry knowledge of the author of that "article". Clearly, they've never taken a shot of 200-proof reagent-grade anhydrous ethanol.

Regarding Everclear, as with most things, sola dosis facit venenum. It's possible to drink Everclear with no more temporary or lasting harm than any other kind of alcohol. You just have to not be stupid. Unfortunately, most people are.

·Anonymous G8.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,640

@536,634 (E)
When will you eat real food Bert?

Don't you get tired of Wendy's cheap, shitty tasting food?

·Anonymous E 8.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,644

@previous (G)
I've only had Wendy's like twice in three months..

·Anonymous H8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,645

@previous (E)
> I've only had Wendy's like twice in three hours..

ftfy.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,656

@536,616 (E)
> Yes...but this one is not..

Same old lying scum, same old

http://salesreceiptstore.com/novelty_atm_receipts/

·Anonymous B8.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #536,657

Bobs liquor and wine knoxville tn.jpghttp://www.bobswine.com/
That is no ordinary corner liquor store.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)


·Anonymous E 8.5 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,706

Chinese Restaurant.jpg

·Anonymous D8.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,707

Chinese we not see your cat.jpg

·Anonymous G8.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,712

Chinese Restaurant.jpg@536,706 (E)

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,724

@536,706 (E)
Sorry to see your grandmother got rejected by a cheap filthy chinese restaurant

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