Topic: Pregnancy Advice
+Eco — 8.5 years ago #49,628
Me and the woman are trying for a baby! Got 2 positive results, but then all negatives. My sis tells me this was a 'chemical pregnancy' or early miscarriage. We fuck 5-7 times a day. My dick's getting worn out and I can only produce so much cum. How to increase the odds of knocking her up? We both really want this.In exchange for solid advice, I'll post sexy pics. Here's our first creampie pic!
·Eco (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 26 seconds later[T] [B] #536,434
My dick entering her sweet pussy·Eco (OP) — 8.5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 50 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #536,435
Her begging for my cum+Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,436
The best time to get pregnant. You're most likely to get pregnant if you have sex within a day or so of ovulation (releasing an egg from the ovary). This is usually about 14 days after the first day of your last period, if your cycle is around 28 days long. An egg lives for about 12-24 hours after being released.Your other option is to put an ad on Craigs list and get a bunch of men to line up and do the deed. Charging will get you in trouble so you must not charge.
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+Anonymous C — 8.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #536,437
@OP
> My sis tells me this was a 'chemical pregnancy' or early miscarriage. We fuck 5-7 times a day. My dick's getting worn out and I can only produce so much cum. How to increase the odds of knocking her up? We both really want this.
Have sis do you a favor. Test your sperm out on her and see if your swimmers can invade her ovum.
> My sis tells me this was a 'chemical pregnancy' or early miscarriage. We fuck 5-7 times a day. My dick's getting worn out and I can only produce so much cum. How to increase the odds of knocking her up? We both really want this.
Have sis do you a favor. Test your sperm out on her and see if your swimmers can invade her ovum.
+Anonymous D — 8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #536,452
@536,435 (Eco)
Well right there's your trouble mate!
Swallowing semen doesn't make you pregnant. If that were the case, Bert would be the mother of a bunch of niglets by now.
Well right there's your trouble mate!
Swallowing semen doesn't make you pregnant. If that were the case, Bert would be the mother of a bunch of niglets by now.
+Anonymous E — 8.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,456
+Eco — 8.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,460
I'm poor and can't afford matching socks. Keen observation though
·Anonymous E — 8.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,463
@previous (Eco)
1 pair of matching socks costs less than 2 pairs that don't match, you fucking dumbass. Why do you keep lying?
1 pair of matching socks costs less than 2 pairs that don't match, you fucking dumbass. Why do you keep lying?
·Eco — 8.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,464
Jeez man, you guys are ruthless! I was homeless not too long ago and staying at a crisis shelter. Socks weren't a priority. My girl and fam have furnished me with a new wardrobe, so I'll invest in matching socks. Not lying about anything; I tell you guys everything, I dunno why
·Anonymous E — 8.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,465
@previous (Eco)
How was your "girl" able to afford getting herself a completely new and different set of eyebrows if you're so poor?
How was your "girl" able to afford getting herself a completely new and different set of eyebrows if you're so poor?
·Anonymous C — 8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,467
@536,460 (Eco)
> I'm poor and can't afford matching socks
Hummmmmm poor and you cannot afford socks yet you think you can afford to have a baby.
You Sir have a few screws loose.
> I'm poor and can't afford matching socks
Hummmmmm poor and you cannot afford socks yet you think you can afford to have a baby.
You Sir have a few screws loose.
·Anonymous E — 8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #536,468
+Eco — 8.5 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,676
It's Official! I'm gonna be a father! Thanks for the advice bros. I'm ecstatic.
+Symtax — 8.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,679
lol.
+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,684
+Anonymous J — 8.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,687
·Anonymous E — 8.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,689
@536,684 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
That is right. Congratulations, you understand the concept of things costing money. What does that have to do with what I wrote?
That is right. Congratulations, you understand the concept of things costing money. What does that have to do with what I wrote?
·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 8.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,690
·Anonymous E — 8.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,692
@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
There is no "premise" in my post you dipshit, you're using words you don't understand. Go be a cum bucket for your neighborhood and leave the logic to the men.
There is no "premise" in my post you dipshit, you're using words you don't understand. Go be a cum bucket for your neighborhood and leave the logic to the men.
·Symtax — 8.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,693
·Anonymous B — 8.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,695
@536,676 (Eco)
> It's Official! I'm gonna be a father! Thanks for the advice bros. I'm ecstatic.
Well hell - Good luck the kid is going to need it. Good thing child welfare services exist.
> It's Official! I'm gonna be a father! Thanks for the advice bros. I'm ecstatic.
Well hell - Good luck the kid is going to need it. Good thing child welfare services exist.
·Anonymous E — 8.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,697
@536,676 (Eco)
> It's Official! I'm gonna be a father! Thanks for the advice bros. I'm ecstatic.
A woman cannot possibly know she's pregnant 5 days after sex, let alone have it be "official". You have been caught in yet another lie. You have reached Matt levels of sad fantasy. Well done.
> It's Official! I'm gonna be a father! Thanks for the advice bros. I'm ecstatic.
A woman cannot possibly know she's pregnant 5 days after sex, let alone have it be "official". You have been caught in yet another lie. You have reached Matt levels of sad fantasy. Well done.
·Anonymous C — 8.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,698
@previous (E)
op said
> We fuck 5-7 times a day.
That is a lot of Baby Batter. Her system flooded with man juice. Tipped the scales?
op said
> We fuck 5-7 times a day.
That is a lot of Baby Batter. Her system flooded with man juice. Tipped the scales?
+Eco — 8.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,699
SUbmitting positive tests as proof. I dunno when she conceived exactly. Going to clinic for blood tests.·Eco — 8.5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,700
+Eco — 8.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,701
+Anonymous M — 8.5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,702
·Eco — 8.5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #536,703
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