Topic: Thank you for choosing Satan!
+Anonymous A — 8.6 years ago #49,428
How may I direct your call?
+Anonymous B — 8.6 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #534,476
Yes, I'm trying to reach the director of the 6th circle of hell.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #534,477
@previous (B)
Is he expecting your call?
·Anonymous B — 8.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #534,479
@previous (A)
It's about my reservation, but uh, I don't exactly have an appointment.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #534,480
@previous (B)
I can connect you, but there are a few damned souls ahead of you. Wait time is about 666 minutes.
+Anonymous C — 8.6 years ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,495
ITT: one faggot writes himself a play.
+Anonymous D — 8.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,496
Hi! I had a call scheduled with Satan.
My reservation code is Hail666Satan.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,505
@previous (D)
I'll connect you, however he is in a conference call right now. If you'd like to call back in 20-25 minutes, I can put you right through.
·Anonymous B — 8.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,506
@534,480 (A)
Fuck! I fell asleep. Am I still in the queue?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,510
@previous (B)
I'm sorry sir, but today is the sixth circle's director's day off. If you'd like, you can make an appointment.
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+Anonymous E — 8.6 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,552
@534,495 (C)
itt: one faggot calls other people faggots
·Anonymous C — 8.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,553
@previous (E)
Then stop doing it, retard.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,554
@534,552 (E)
@previous (C)
If neither of you have any business with Satan or his affiliates, I must ask you to get off the line.
·Anonymous C — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,555
@previous (A)
What if I say no?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,556
@previous (C)
I don't give a shit, lurk all you want.
·Anonymous C — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #534,557
@previous (A)
But you said you "must ask you to get off the line" if I didn't go away. Looks like I've called your bluff.
·Anonymous E — 8.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,564
@534,554 (A)
I'd like to file a defamation suit on behalf of his infernal Majesty against this "Anonymous C" fellow.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,566
@previous (E)
Can do, bud. Let me connect you to our legal department.
·Anonymous B — 8.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,567
@534,510 (A)
Could I possibly bribe you with some fruit roll ups to speed this along? They're off brand, but just as good. Honest.
·Anonymous E — 8.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,569
@previous (B)
I'll be the judge of that. After all, I'm a lawyer, and lawyers grow up to be judges.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,572
@534,567 (B)
Name brand only. You wouldn't treat autism with Clorox, would you?
@previous (E)
damlol
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