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Topic: In the bible, why didn't Jesus ever fly to space?
+Anonymous A — 8.7 years ago #49,404
That would have been a bad-ass miracle. Not to heaven, to space. Like the moon and shit.
Did the biblical authors, crazy as they were, feel that such a claim would be just too ridiculous?
But couldn't he have done like a super jump and escaped from the Roman executioners but like leaping on to another continent?
+Anonymous B — 8.7 years ago, 9 hours later[T] [B] #534,260
@OP
> But couldn't he have done like a super jump and escaped from the Roman executioners but like leaping on to another continent?
So that is how he ended up in North America?
+Anonymous C — 8.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,283
@OP
The ancients had no concept of interstellar space as we understand it. If they had, they might've said that he ascended to a higher dimension beyond the known universe.
+Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #534,284
Because he was still in the body of a mortal. The important aspects of jesus were his philosophies.
+Anonymous E — 8.6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #534,399
Jesus 100% was the Flash Gordon of the 1st century.
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