Topic: Was anybody here sexually assaulted by Harvey Weinstein?
+Anonymous A — 8.7 years ago #49,292
The vote is anonymous.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| I was | 2 | 33% | |
| I wasn't | 4 | 67% | |
+Janice Dickson — 8.7 years ago, 38 minutes later[T] [B] #533,264
Yes.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #533,265
@previous (Janice Dickson)
Then vote in the poll you silly cow
·Janice Dickson — 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,269
@previous (A)
It could have just happened in my dreams, so I don't know if I qualify to vote in your poll.
(Edited 56 seconds later.)
+Anonymous C — 8.7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #533,334
I sexually assaulted Harvey Weinstein. He came in to get a massage at a resort I worked at when he stayed there once. He made some comment about thinking there'd be female masseuses, but we didn't have any on staff at the time. He got up on the table anyway, and when I was working his glutes, I couldn't help but notice how sensual his big, hairy Jew ass was. I wound up spending more time on his glutes than I should have, but I couldn't help it. Finally, I lubed up my middle finger with massage oil, and slipped it into his asshole up to the first knuckle. Well, I guess he wasn't up for a prostate massage, because his whole body immediately stiffened, then he bucked like a rodeo bull and yelled, "What the fuck are you doing?"
He's a big guy, though, and he nearly threw out his back with that gyration, so he collapsed onto his side on the table. He collapsed with his rear toward me, though, so my finger slid even deeper in his bunghole. I figured he was going to be furious no matter what at this point, so I decided to really finger his shitter while his fat body was flailing on the table. I shoved it in to the hilt and went for broke. He managed to roll himself off the table on the opposite side from me, however, and as he did so, my finger vacated his rectum with a pop. The man had murder in his eyes as he looked across the table at me. A chase-around-the-table like in the cartoons ensued, before I made a break for the exit. Being younger and faster, I managed to outpace him, get to my car, and get the hell out of there. I knew I could never go back, so I had to say goodbye to that job. I wasn't too worried about the cops. Even assuming he wasn't too embarrassed to call them, I was working at the resort under a fake name and SSN. I'm Mexican and didn't have my own papers at the time.
I still kiss my middle finger sometimes and think of Harvey's big juicy tuchus.
+Donald Trump — 8.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #533,337
When freedom comes to America again, sexual assault will never happen again as Hillary and Bill Clinton will be executed on a special guillotine.
+Anonymous E — 8.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #533,348
@previous (Donald Trump)
You're a huge faggot, dude. Just thought I'd let you know.
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