Topic: We must pray for the salvation of Berts hand - Hand Job apparently failed

+Syntax — 8.7 years ago #49,281

http://minichan.org/topic/67155

Yo bert I am late for my 1st Cup of Triple Expresso - So if you see this consider a discussion with becky in IRC

You could end up with a nice chunk of CASH if you play ur cards rite

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+Anonymous B — 8.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #533,194

No he won't. They will play their cards right and say he should not have been around the lift.

P.S. he should have stuck with blow jobs. Its the only thing he's ever been good at.

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+Anonymous C — 8.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #533,196

jesus fuck lmao.

·Anonymous C — 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #533,208

here's the aftermath of his hand getting crushed by a forklift

i think we should all pool together some cash so that he can buy some everclear...for the antiseptic properties of course.

+Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,219

I bet he screamed like a six year old girl.

·Anonymous B — 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,223

@previous (D)
> I bet he cried like a little bitch.

ftfy

+Anonymous E — 8.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,225

Lesser men wouldn't have worked tonight..

·Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,226

@previous (E)

Smarter men wouldn't have had their hand crushed..

·Anonymous E — 8.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,227

@533,208 (C)
nice thought...but I'm ok..

+Anonymous F — 8.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,228

@previous (E)
Did your insurance cover it?

·Anonymous B — 8.7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,230

@previous (F)
He just started, he doesn't have insurance.

·Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,231

@533,228 (F)

> sample packs of IBUprofen and Tylenol.

Those drugs are covered by insurance, so I would say "no."

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+Anonymous G — 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,232

@533,228 (F)
He was given 3 stitches and tylenolol. Hes basically a slave now.

+Anonymous H — 8.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #533,233

@previous (G)
> He was given 3 stitches and tylenolol. Hes basically a slave now.

sums it up nicely..

·Syntax (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #533,234

@previous (H)
So now you can pay off about 1/3 of wot your Parole gal demands of you.

Now can you work with one bad hand or?

Damn man that is more money than you have had at one tyme for like a couple+ years now

·Anonymous H — 8.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #533,237

@previous (Syntax)
> So now you can pay off about 1/3 of wot your Parole gal demands of you.
>
> Now can you work with one bad hand or?
>
> Damn man that is more money than you have had at one tyme for like a couple+ years now

one year..

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #533,248

Ouch

·Anonymous H — 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #533,252

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> Ouch

truly a humbling experience..

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