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Topic: Describe Your Ideal Partner

+Anonymous A8.7 years ago #49,243

Gothic-chick.jpgAm I asking too much?

Seeking:
-Vegan or Vegetarian
-Gothic/Emo
-Highly-educated (minimum Bachelor’s degree)
-Sexually-adventurous
-Politically-informed & opinionated
-Traditionally-feminine disposition

+Anonymous B8.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #532,983

You can have Cathy.

+Anonymous C8.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,984

Come now, you're just emotional on account of the drugs.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,986

12cff862e488b0b1e8aca499c2054394980.jpgDrugs? We haven’t seen any drugs.

I like to hold out hope that my Vegan Gothic Goddess exists somewhere. A woman who is tolerant of my drug use, forgiving of my shyness, and able to match wits on any subject.

I would be her ‘Ride-Or-Die’ White Knight, and we would raise Hell together.

·Anonymous C8.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,987

@previous (A)

You already told us pimps stole your cocaine, no telling what else you may be doing. Based on your posts, I'm guessing some form of meth, possibly one of the MDM compounds. Most likely just a cocktail of whatever crosses your path.

+Anonymous D8.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,988

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+Anonymous E 8.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,990

@previous (D)
I would do her..

+Anonymous F8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,993

@previous (E)
With your history you stand a better chance doing one of your machines.

+Anonymous G8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #532,997

(2d)
girl(boy)
Only wears dresses
keeps me handcuffed at all times
smells nice
hates me

+squeegee8.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #533,003

@previous (G)
lol

+Anonymous I8.7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #533,136

brit.jpgThis is my ex, whom I dated for 9 years. She possesses ALL the qualities I've listed and then some. I lost her to alcohol and drugs, but would do ANYTHING to find another woman like her. I know my Vegan Gothic Goddess is out there somewhere, and I don't wanna settle for less.

I didn't appreciate what I had, and started lusting after co-workers. Gentlemen, if you find a woman like pic related, hold onto her. My single biggest regret in life was choosing a job in a new city over her...

+Anonymous J8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #533,138

@previous (I)
Vegan?
That limits the population available to you. You might consider moving to that area of India where it's a sin to eat a relative in the form, as reborn as a cow.

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