Topic: Countdown: number of days until FagBert gets fired

+Anonymous A — 8.8 years ago #49,082

...for being a drunken, cocksucking bum.

Place your bets now.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #531,641

What's the rate for getting fired before the first day of work

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #531,642

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

lol

+Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,648

@531,641 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
> What's the rate for getting fired before the first day of work

STFU you damned yellow monkey bastard..

+Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,652

@previous (C)

Welll wots up?

+Anonymous E — 8.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,654

@531,641 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Damlol

+(bert laptop)) — 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,660

@531,652 (Syntax)
I dunno..

I'm guessing the HR people at this outfit are people who weren't up to holding a HR position at a big place...and it is just going to take a minute..

·Anonymous E — 8.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,665

@previous ((bert laptop)))
Its been two days. The minute passed a long time ago.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,682

@531,652 (Syntax)

Assuming you're the real Syntax, how long do you think this drunken shit will manage to keep this particular job?

·Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,690

@previous (A)

NO assumptions are necessary.
So how long? Depends if he even gets this job. Now if he can stay truly sober which is not very likely well the outlook ain't so great BUT IF IF?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,711

@previous (Syntax)

I thought he more or less had the job in his pocket at this point.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,714

@previous (A)
like his money he will happily give it away for a sip of booze

btw notice bert getting suspiciously quiet about his supposed-to-be new job?

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

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