Topic: How does Fatt Fucker earn enough income to afford Apple products?
+Anonymous A — 8.8 years ago #49,037
He praises these products like they are the electronics that Jesus Christ himself would use, but I thought he was unemployed so how the hell does he manage to afford these expensive items?
+Anonymous B — 8.8 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #531,252
He doesn't buy them. He just tells everyone that to make himself look good.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #531,266
@previous (B)
I can imagine him walking into a Best Buy or a Target, playing with one of the display models, and then praise the motherfucker before even getting a chance to use it in his everyday life.
+Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,274
@OP
He's been frittering away his inheritance on worthless baubles ever since his mother's will got through probate. He'll be flat broke within a few months, and will almost certainly return to conning naive teenagers out of their pocket money.
+Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,278
Hmm, looks like your "Syntax said so" assumptions about him are false.
+Anonymous E — 8.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,306
@531,274 (C)
What did Matt do to make you so angry?
·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,316
@previous (E)
He requested open leg vulva selfies from an underaged girl.
+Anonymous F — 8.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,317
@previous (C)
That is a blatantly false accusation. He is simply one of the Lords fallen angels. You need to stop spreading false rumors about people like this.
·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,318
@previous (F)
A bald-faced pack of truths.
·Anonymous B — 8.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #531,345
@531,317 (F)
Ummmmmm, no that is the truth.
+Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #531,375
@531,317 (F)
> That is a blatantly false accusation. He is simply one of the Lords fallen angels. You need to stop spreading false rumors about people like this.
Very very odd
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