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Topic: I'm afraid I must leave you now. Apocalypse is coming, I can sense it. See you on the other side!

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.8 years ago #49,034

I don't mind telling you all, I am very afraid now. I can't believe this is all about to end. A short while ago I went outside and gave some scraps of food to a homeless dog and felt pity, but as he was eating I told him: "we will both be in a better place soon, and there will be no suffering, no hunger, and no coldness for either of us".

My faith has always been very strong, but it is being tested now. I am very close to praying that God lets the cup pass from us this time, as Christ did in the Garden of Gethsemane. Will I do it at the very end? Will I pray that God spares us at the last moment and lets us live longer in this world of sinners? I do not know yet. We will see. If my faith weakens, I may ask God to spare us. But for now I face the end times (which I now feel very strongly will come at about 3pm Jerusalem time tomorrow), and I pray for all our salvation.

God bless everyone, and goodbye. Let us all die clean.

+Eternal God Emperor Obama8.8 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #531,256

I hate all freedom. Kim jung un is fighting for our right to kill people in the name of Hitler
https://youtu.be/_xOZ2GZE5u0

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #531,260

Please tell the Lord to let me in if he could. I know in my heart of hearts that He doesn't hate trannies for He made them the way they are because everyone has a unique and special story that He wishes to tell.

+Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,279

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
god hates fags and trannies

+Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,280

@previous (D)
You're right about the cigarettes, but he has no issue with transsexuals.

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 50 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,281

@previous (E)
Do you have proof god doesn't smoke cigarettes?

·Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,282

@previous (D)
Yes

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,283

@previous (E)
Please provide said proof.

·Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,284

@previous (D)
Ok but first close your eyes.

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,287

@previous (E)
Will this be the time he lights one up?

·Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,288

@previous (D)
No

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,290

@previous (E)
Ok, eyes are closed.

·Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,292

@previous (D)
You're not peeping?

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,296

@previous (E)
I had them closed for 5 minutes. How long I gotta wait?

·Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,297

@previous (D)
Just a little while longer. Keep them closed.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM8.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,298

I guess the fair thing to do is to wait to see how the rest of the day pans out.

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,301

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Silence Cathy.... I'm trying to concentrate because Anon E claims he can prove god doesn't smoke..

So shhhhhhhhhh......

·Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,304

@previous (D)
Damn it man every time you open your eyes you bollocks it up and have to start all over again. Now close your eyes and don't open them until I tell you. It's coming, be patient.

·Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #531,628

@531,301 (D)
Ok you can open them now.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8.8 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #531,706

@OP
So how's the other side?

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #531,707

@531,628 (E)
So, exactly what did I learn here, except that I can sleep 5 straight days?

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #531,708

@531,706 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
He doesn't know, he's been busy sucking dick.

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