Topic: TINYCHAN ALERT!!! beep beep beep ATTENTION ALL TINYCHAN PERSONEL beep beep beep

+TinyChan Alert System !tgGSjEtaes — 8.8 years ago #49,014

Attention all TinyChania Leaders:

In just over 24 hours, life as we know it, may be coming to an end. If your name is listed below, please head to your designated area, and follow all protocol for your area.

Dr. Louie: Put protection shield around your laboratory. Keep all medicines and vaccines locked in underground vault. Only people listed below, yourself included, are eligible for vaccine shot, unless otherwise indicated.

On: Put protection shield around your area. Please have the following weapons in your cache: hand guns, rifles, missle launcher, hand grenades, and some ugly people to use as shields.

Syntax: Put a shield around you computer system, and place the system on Virus Control. Under no circumstances should a computer virus be able to infiltrate the system. I don't know why, but you qualify for a vaccine shot.

Catherine: Stick around and get your vaccine shot. We need someone to sweep, mop, do our clothes, do the dishes....... You know, everything a real woman does.

Ducky: You get a vaccine shot. We must save you, you'll probably be the only good looking gal left on the planet. P.S. You'll be staying with me.

Bert: I'd tell you to find a job, but the world is coming to an end. You're on your own, you do not qualify for a vaccine shot. Good luck.

TG: We have nothing planned for you, except for one mission, you must go and fuck yourself, and make sure you leave the kids out of your sexual endeavors. You do not qualify for a vaccine shot.

For everyone else, please visit with Dr. Louie, and he will determine whether or not if you should have a vaccine shot.

If you have any questions, or would like to volunteer on our armed forces, please let us know below.

For those who don't, good luck.

+Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #531,050

·TinyChan Alert System !tgGSjEtaes (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #531,052

@previous (Syntax)

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #531,054

+Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #531,055

Why don't you let ducky do what Catherine will be doing instead?

·TinyChan Alert System !tgGSjEtaes (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #531,057

@previous (D)
Because I'm not fucking Catherine if all the real women die.

You can if you can get past the thought of your penis rubbing along the foreskin of his penis that's no longer there.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #531,060

@OP
> In just over 24 hours, life as we know it, may be coming to an end.

Will, not may.

+Anonymous F — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #531,061

Wait how can it be 24 hours exactly? Maube itll happen in the afternoon.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,068

And where are we to report for these vaccine slots?

·Anonymous F — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,069

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
These "vaccines" are actually lethal injections. The rat bastard wants the bunker for himself and the whore of babylon.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,070

@previous (F)
Hmm, I suppose that Bert and TG being "unqualified" for these "vaccines" is merely a cover.

+Anonymous H — 8.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,075

@531,060 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

No, it won't.

Ciao, Johnny Gash.

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